is that a glock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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“I’m going into heat,” Bucky says. Spreading his hand, cards on the table, and trying not to feel pathetic about the whole thing because he’s a grown man. “Not right now, obviously. Soon, though. And I thought—” he starts, and then makes the mistake of looking straight at her.
“Wait,” Yelena says, cocking her head. “You still get those?”
He doesn’t manage to resist the urge to roll his eyes. “Menopause jokes; very funny, I’m laughing. I’m not actually physically 110, you know that, right?”
OR, the one where Yelena fucks Bucky with her gun.
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