Woolmarket’s HertaMeiWeek2025
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Burnt Toast and Morning Kisses by Woolmarket
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Jul 2025
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Ruan Mei turned her head, still holding the blackened toast. “Why didn’t you say anything?”
“I was waiting to see if you’d notice.” Herta smirked. “Hypothesis confirmed: your observational skills are way behind your instincts.”
“Mm. I’ll log that in the Relationship Journal under ‘supportive feedback.’”
“I’m plenty supportive. I’m supporting the hypothesis that you’re bad at toast.”
HertaMeiWeek2025 Day 1 - Domestic
Or: Herta and Ruan Mei share an apartment together. It goes exactly how you’d expect.Series
- Part 1 of Woolmarket’s HertaMeiWeek2025
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A-B-S-U-R-D (That’s how you spell Love) by Woolmarket
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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“Antidisestablishmentarianism. A political position that originated in 19th-century Britain opposing disestablishment. A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M.”
“Correct.”
The applause was slightly louder this time—though it may have been Herta’s fan club in the back row.
Again.
Ruan Mei resisted the urge to roll her eyes. Not that she was jealous. That would be absurd.
HertaMeiWeek2025 Day 2 - Modern/Rivals
Or: Herta and Ruan Mei once again find themselves in a competition. And Herta is definitely NOT happy to see Ruan Mei again, let that be clear.Series
- Part 2 of Woolmarket’s HertaMeiWeek2025
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“Because I’m brilliant, darling.”
Ruan Mei hated that word on Herta’s lips. Not because it wasn’t true, but because of the way she said it—sweet, slippery, entirely unserious.
“Do you ever tire of hearing yourself speak?” Ruan Mei asked.
“I don’t,” Herta said, propping her chin in one hand. “That’s why I come here. You talk so little I can practically hear my own echo.”
HertaMeiWeek2025 Day 3 - Role Swap
Or: Herta extends her stay on Ruan Mei’s Space Station. Now if only someone had told Ruan Mei.Series
- Part 3 of Woolmarket’s HertaMeiWeek2025