i hope it stays dark forever
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Lestat loosens her necktie, slips it off over her head. It looks disturbingly like a noose, in her hands, the slippery silk knot still intact. Lestat should’ve been guillotined a century and a half ago. She’s taller than Armand, so she can drop the rope of fabric around her neck without waiting for Armand to duck her head. It would be a pointless recitation of submission anyways, when Armand could’ve stopped her already a hundred times over, and Lestat isn’t crafty or patient enough to make her perform it. Impatient as always—too impatient to untie the thing and retie it for Armand, that’s what Armand would do if she were dressing Louis. But Armand isn’t playing Louis.
“You may as well look the part,” Lestat says, and shanks the knot up to Armand’s throat.
Armand and Lestat rehearse the trial. Armand plays understudy. Lestat plays puppeteer.
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- Part 1 of i hope it stays dark forever
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it's time i had a go at the guillotine, you're not the only one who gets to lose your head by yelenavasilyevna for dykerightsmp3
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
25 Jul 2025
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Louis wants to see her. He'd as good as said as much. What he'd actually said, of course, was fuck off, lestat, i've got a girl over— but Louis knows how territorial Lestat gets, he's clearly trying to entice her.
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Lestat interrupts, interjects, intercedes. She has decades of time to make up, a great view, a mind gift, and a lot to learn about Armand.
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- Part 2 of i hope it stays dark forever
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the lot falls through without you by yelenavasilyevna for dykerightsmp3
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Aug 2025
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Armand, I'm asking you to do me a favor.
Why would I do you a favor.
Lestat types, Because I'm coming over to have sex with you, and you want me to be extra nice. She amends it to “sex with your girlfriend”, and then hits send.
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Lestat drags Louis' domesticated coven master out of retirement. Or: Lestat fucks around and finds out.
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- Part 3 of i hope it stays dark forever
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calculate magnetic north, and turn the other way by yelenavasilyevna
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Aug 2025
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“Are you hitting on me, Lestat? Cause I’ve spoken to your wife, and I gotta say, the reviews are ass.”
I know that's not true. She sounds wounded. One moment.
A beat. Then, Louis' voice: Why the hell is she calling you?
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Daniel harasses Louis about his post-divorce sex habits. Louis' divorce harasses her back.
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- Part 4 of i hope it stays dark forever
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the desire was in my mouth now by yelenavasilyevna
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Feb 2026
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So she doesn't know when exactly she's going back onstage, until she wakes up at sunset, and she’s wearing a dress—a dress that she was not wearing at sunrise. She can picture it: Armand lifting the lid of the coffin, pressing Lestat's consciousness efficiently back underwater so she wouldn't rouse. Her careful workmanship, lifting her limp body to arrange the garments. Her suspicion is bolstered when she finds a playbill on the lid of her coffin, for a downtown production of Macbeth. An invitation, if she's ever seen one. Safe to say, Armand is cashing in her favor.
—Armand crawls into Lestat's head and makes herself comfortable.
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- Part 5 of i hope it stays dark forever