Royals Having a Nice Time: Combinatorics (Podfic)
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[Podfic] His Highness Stakes a Claim by lailah_tov by mixtapepod for lailah_tov
Fandoms: Royals Having a Nice Time - Fandom, Original Work
29 Jul 2025
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Owen's jealous anger didn't sound feigned. "I was ready to fight anyone who looked at you."
"But everyone was looking at you, and who could blame them." Hans licked the curve of Michael's jaw, tasting sweat-salt and ocean-salt over the faint rasp of late-evening stubble. Michael's eyes were already glassy, his breath shallow and quick. "The only thing that made it bearable was knowing we'd get to take it all out on you tonight."
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On a passionate night in a seaside hotel, Michael and Owen coax Hans into trying something new.
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[Podfic] His Majesty Calls a Halt by lailah_tov by mixtapepod for lailah_tov
Fandoms: Royals Having a Nice Time - Fandom, Original Work
29 Jul 2025
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Sometimes it felt as though the two years since their first Giant's Peak holiday had been a very long time. Right now, Owen was reminded that it had been only two years, in which a great many other things had happened, and there was still so much the three of them didn't know about playing together this way. Contrary to the proverb, Michael could serve two masters, but those masters had to be in accordance, and they seemed doomed to learn that lesson through repeated failures.
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When a scene falls apart, subsequent conversation leads to unexpected revelations.
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[Podfic] His Highness Takes Advantage by lailah_tov by mixtapepod for lailah_tov
Fandoms: Royals Having a Nice Time - Fandom, Original Work
29 Jul 2025
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Given a centimeter, Hans was always ready to take a kilometer. "Perhaps Michael would like to take advantage of you with me."
Owen made a small noise. It didn't sound like a protest.
A lovely expression of mingled apprehension and desire crossed Michael's face. If Hans hadn't already been halfway to aroused, that look would have done it. "I might," Michael said. "Tell me more."
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Owen has had a hard day. For once, he lets Michael and Hans take care of him.
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[Podfic] Michael Holds His Own by lailah_tov by mixtapepod for lailah_tov
Fandoms: Royals Having a Nice Time - Fandom, Original Work
29 Jul 2025
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Michael had always understood intellectually that anyone fertile had the option to end a pregnancy, and as a fertile's virile partner, it would be his place to respect that choice and not attempt to influence it. But not having his girls, not being a father and their father—it was nonsensical to feel such grief over a loss that had never happened, and yet he couldn't stop.
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Hans Anne is pregnant for the fourth time, and everyone has some feelings about it.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 73
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[Podfic] His Majesty Surfs the Wave by lailah_tov by mixtapepod for lailah_tov
Fandoms: Original Work
29 Jul 2025
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"My life is complete," Hans Anne declared, sprawling back on the bench. "I have out-kinked Michael."
"I don't know about that," Owen said. "In terms of quantity—"
But Hans Anne was already shaking his head. "No, you're not taking this from me. I found a kink I have that Michael doesn't have, and that is an essential quality that makes any quantity of other kinks irrelevant."
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Hans Anne wins a bet, and an evening of being indulged to his precise specifications.
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[Podfic] Michael Goes Beyond by lailah_tov by mixtapepod for lailah_tov
Fandoms: Original Work
29 Jul 2025
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One corner of Owen's mouth turned up. Michael couldn't stop looking at that mouth. It felt silly to think of it this way, but sometimes he almost forgot Owen had a mouth. Words were words, not products of the organ that spoke them. Bites were just another sort of bruise, teeth just another instrument of pain. Kisses were rare and precious, not to be thought of except when they were offered. And... and that was all. A mouth, an open mouth, was something for Michael to have, an access point for Hans and Owen to make use of. Michael did not get to have that sort of access to Owen.
Except Owen was kneeling between his legs, Owen was leaning forward—
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Owen offers Michael his service. Michael struggles to accept it. Hans helps them find a way.
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