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Seeing the other’s excitement, the TV man lowered his head towards the salesman’s ear and whispered tantalisingly - “Thank you for teaching me how to write a compelling romance. But how about we follow the old script now?”
There was not a smidgen left in Spamton’s soul but to agree.
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- Part 1 of infomercials
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Loss can eternally have you in a chokehold
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- Part 2 of infomercials
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A number of clumsy photoshoots, with his hair billowing in the breeze due to a fan just off-camera;
a million crossed-out ideas for new campaigns that would shock the public (and myself);
a thousand hands shaken;
a hundred contracts signed;
tens of celebratory dinner-dates that felt like a blur, coloured by cheap alcohol, unintelligibly-recited bad jokes and a dream;
only a few cigarettes smoked together, at the balcony, overlooking the city;
wondering if we could be so much more than that.Series
- Part 3 of infomercials
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And as an added bonus, if your relationship happens to go South of the Border, we will lodge a case for you to get a refund ASAP. Make sure to let us know at your earliest convenience. Check your policy document for any exclusions. Terms and conditions apply.
Have a rotten day!
Signed,
The Addisons-----
An AU where Spamton loses everything he has and, at his lowest, receives a strange CRT.
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- Part 4 of infomercials
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Quickly, Tenna’s initially confused expression warped into a grin - and he swiftly toppled me onto the couch, now towering over me like the crushing realisation of mortality that sometimes hit me in the middle of the night.
But I never knew the crushing realisation of mortality could be so incredibly attractive.
With his hands at my sides, he was propped over my body like an enormous beast, casting a shadow so wide I felt engulfed in its reach.
“I see, Spammy…let’s relax you a little so you can tell me exactly what is bothering you, okay?”
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- Part 5 of infomercials