Red army shenanigans
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“-And so I kidnapped him!” Tord finished his recount of the little adventure he'd just been on, smirking at the two men's concerned looks.
“...You what?” Paul questioned, eyebrows raised.
“Boss… you can't just do that…” Patryck sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.
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Tord kidnaps Tom off the side of the road. Pat and Paul arent appreciative
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- Part 1 of Red army shenanigans
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“Fix it.” Tom demanded bluntly.
“I'll fix it tonight.”
“No, fix it now.”
“I'm busy, Thomas. I have paperwork to do.”
“Oh, can it, commie. We both know you've been procrastinating for ages.”
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Tord gets peer pressured into letting tom get drunk (He fucked with toms visor thingy)
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- Part 2 of Red army shenanigans
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He did it. He blew up the house. He caused chaos. He did what he needed.
But at what cost?
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- Part 3 of Red army shenanigans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,024
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 105
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“Okay, it looks… bad. We were going to tell you, but we wanted to prepare him! He helped with the whole zombie apocalypse situation, and he's scary good with guns. He just won't talk to us or take off that damn hat.” Pat stepped away from the kid, shoving Paul to the side, earning a small grunt of annoyance from the man. The kid was also wearing a slightly oversized version of the army uniform.
Tord walked up to the kid, kneeling in front of him. “Whats your name, soldier.” His tone was slightly softer than how he usually spoke.
The kid looked at him, his expression forming into a childlike glare. The boy lifted the gun in his hands, aiming it directly between Tord's eyes. The man gave a small smile, grabbing the barrel gently.
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Fun Dead kid. that's it. He's my son. he's also paultrycks son. trust.
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- Part 4 of Red army shenanigans
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 604
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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they go to a con. they shouldnt be going to a con. by K0lyathej3st3r
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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“Thomas, could you tell Paul and Patryck that they are in charge for the weekend? Friday to Sunday, to be exact.”
Tom looked up at him, confused. Tord very rarely left the army under their watch for more than a day. It was usually Tom's job, him being his right hand man and all. It's not like Tom had any long term missions planned for the month or so, either.
“Why? Whats going o-” he didn't get to finish his sentence before a phone was shoved into his face. The situation felt all too familiar. He saw the words on the screen. The tickets. The photo of those lanyards. “Oh, no. no no no, we are not going.”
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- Part 5 of Red army shenanigans