Wordsmithery's Crack Collection

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• Percy's (new) Pillow Pet by Wordsmithery

  Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
  • Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
  • Percy Jackson
  • Paul Blofis
  • Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson)
  • Fluff
  • so much of it
  • percy meets an old(new?) friend
  • lmao the fandom was so devided on this guy
  • like it was kinda sad
  • LIKE CMON
  • just a lil fella
  • simpage
  • mostly Percy
  • also annabeth
  • they in love
  • GASP
  • why do these tags get less coherent
  • As I go on
  • Sally and paul are there
  • they don't do much - Freeform
  • but they do question their sons unusual love of pillow pets

  Summary

  Percy receives an incredible present for his birthday.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Wordsmithery's Crack Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  519

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  40

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  428

• Percy Jackson and the Labor Laws by Wordsmithery

  Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  15 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
  • Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
  • Percy Jackson
  • Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson)
  • Paul Blofis
  • Athena (Percy Jackson)
  • Zeus (Percy Jackson)
  • Hestia (Percy Jackson)
  • mild crack
  • like really mild
  • could be cannon compliant
  • if you wanna strech what those words mean
  • newer relationship
  • like they've only been dating a few months
  • set after the last olympian
  • but before Hoo
  • Never trust the sponges
  • Don't do it Percy
  • that barely comes up
  • technically courtroom like thing
  • But I didn't do ANY research
  • Temper your expectations
  • trial against the gods
  • for fair pay
  • know the labor laws
  • pls
  • don't get scammed
  • I beg u
  • i've never used so many tags to convey so little
  • liberal interpretations of greek mythology
  • beyond normal percy jackson amounts
  • maybe in character
  • hard to say

  Summary

  After starting his new job, Percy is worried about how much time and energy Annabeth is putting into her unofficial one. Concerned, he finds an unexpected ally among immortals to make his case.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Wordsmithery's Crack Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,747

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  33

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  380

• Sally's Gift by Wordsmithery

  Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  20 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
  • Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson)
  • Percy Jackson
  • Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
  • Fluff
  • mild crack
  • just a lil bit tho
  • Awesome Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson)

  Summary

  After the Titan War, Sally receives an unexpected gift from a certain cyclops

  Series

  • Part 3 of Wordsmithery's Crack Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  551

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  23

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  301

• Annabeth's Plan for World Domination by Wordsmithery

  Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  14 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
  • Percy Jackson
  • Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
  • crack fic again
  • honestly tho if she did we wouldn't be suprised
  • LIKE CMON
  • Annabeth and Percy are the biggest simps you've ever seen
  • for each other
  • Annabeth scheming
  • that all the fic is honestly

  Summary

  Percy goes to get Annabeth, and sees she is not on her cabin. On her bed he spies an inconspicuous piece of paper...

  Series

  • Part 4 of Wordsmithery's Crack Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  581

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  34

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  502

• Percy Jackson saves Christmas by Wordsmithery

  Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  20 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
  • Annabeth Chase
  • Percy Jackson
  • Santa Claus
  • the crack continues
  • but more this time
  • like seriously
  • santa is here
  • and the fates
  • i thought to myself what the dumbest fic i could write would be
  • and i think I sucseeded

  Summary

  Percy and Annabeth are given a quest just in time for the holidays and cause problems

  Series

  • Part 5 of Wordsmithery's Crack Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,193

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  4

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  86