the absolutely not gay adventures of rick and vyv
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bottom worms (or the lack thereof) by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
08 Nov 2025
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Mike pauses to take in the scene - Neil stood uselessly off to one side, wringing his hands, and Rick mashed into an increasingly uncomfortable pretzel shape by Vyvyan, who is grinning broadly like the real bastard he is.
"Vyvyan's biting off a couple of Rick's fingers," Neil explains, helpfully.
Mike blinks.
"Vyv," He says. "If you're gonna disfigure Rick in a communal area can you at least put paper down first?"
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horrible annoying bastards by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
28 Nov 2025
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"You know," Rick says, loftily, fingers fumbling over his shirt buttons. "Violence is the last resort of the deeply unintelligent."
"Yeah?" Vyvyan says. "Is that why you were hitting Neil with the Guardian yesterday?"
In which Vyvyan is spotted talking to a girl, and Rick is jealous.
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"Rick," Mike says, slowly. "This chick of yours. She's not about your height, ginger, with a love of hamsters and bouts of psychopathic violence, is she?"
Rick feels like he missed a step going downstairs.
"What on earth are you implying?"
"He's implying that the chick is actually Vyvyan, Rick," Neil says, helpfully.
In which Rick and Vyvyan have a falling out, Neil moves into the fridge and Mike seizes a business opportunity.
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Rick mumbles in his sleep, frowning. Witnessed by nobody, Vyvyan touches him, awkwardly, fingers cupped over the shell of his ear. He strokes Rick's temple with his thumb and for one fearful knife-stab of a moment thinks the bastard might actually wake up. He imagines Rick's eyes opening, catching Vyvyan in the act of - of what?
Christ, he never should've shagged him.
In which Vyvyan and Rick are no longer virgins, and a visit from Rick's parents looms.
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"What's Vyvyan like?" Rick's mum had said over and over and over. Rick imagines saying, well, mummy, he smells and he eats dead rats and likes blowing things up, and most of the time I want him to shut up, but the rest of the time I just want him, even though he's a horrible fascist bastard.
Rick's sure that would've gone down a treat. Oh, that's brilliant, darling, his mum would've said. My precious boy, a bonafide poof! And with the thing from the swamp! Take this tenner as a symbol of my pride and love - Rick doesn't bloody think.
In which shows are attended, the People's Charter is amended and Rick struggles in the wake of his parents' visit.
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