Baby Shark
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Baby Shark and Other Natural Disasters by Ross38 for PrincessOfNothingCharming
Fandoms: Outer Banks (TV)
19 Aug 2025
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He groaned into the pillow, face still half buried. “If I hear that song one more time, I swear...”
“That’s not the dance!” came JJ’s voice, scandalized. “You gotta do the fin! The fin, Momma!”
“I’m doin’ the damn fins, J!” Anna yelled back, cackling like a maniac, “Doo doo doo doo doo doo…” Something glass hit the floor. JJ howled with laughter.
“Doo doo doo doo doo doo’” he bellowed from the hallway then, thumping past “Daddy shark! Grrr!”
“Fuckin’ hell,” Luke muttered, but he was grinning.
__________________The story of how JJ got his shark necklace.
Series
- Part 12 of Half-Truths
- Part 1 of Baby Shark
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She lifted her head, the room tilting a little as she scowled at him, “You don’t get to act all high and mighty about this, Luke. I was just tryin’ to do the right thing!”
He didn't even look at her.
His eyes stayed on JJ, hands hovering, checking and rechecking, like touching him might somehow fix it.
His breathing got heavier and heavier, like he couldn’t get enough air in. Then he moved.
His fingers closed around the bottle. He ripped it off the table and sent it flying. Glass exploded against the wall. Whiskey streaked down in uneven trails
Anna blinked at the mess.“Oh, look at you,” she drawled, “So fuckin’ dramatic.”
_______________Just a little story about baby JJ and his parents. They aren't exactly cut out for this parenting thing.
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- Part 2 of Half-Truths
- Part 2 of Baby Shark
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This summer was the best summer in the whole world.
Everything was perfect. Except John B had ruined it. He’d brought a girl.
Her name was Kie and she was dumb. All girls were. She screamed at spiders, had dumb braids, lame girly sandals, and never shut up. He tried being mean so she’d leave. Told her her voice was annoying—she said he was annoying. Told her girls weren’t allowed—she came back anyway.
They were stuck with her now.
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Baby Pogues fluff with a teeny bit of angst. Written for the Tumblr Happiness Challenge.🌞Series
- Part 11 of Half-Truths
- Part 3 of Baby Shark
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JJ smoothed the paper flat again even though it wasn’t wrinkled. He looked at the red teeth, then at Dad’s face.
“When’s she comin’ back?”
“Soon.”
“Like… Before I go to bed?”
“I said soon,” Dad said, tapping his cigarette.
“Where'd she go, daddy?”
“Wherever she damn pleases. Same as always.” The smoke came through his teeth this time.
“You gonna go get her?”
“J…” His name came out quiet. “Don’t start.”
JJs shoe kicked the dirt, and it made a swooshy sound. “I just wanna know.”
“Yeah, well, me too,” Dad said. “Go play.”______
Momma’s gone, Dad’s mad, and 6-year-old JJ only wants her to see the shark he drew. The rest of the day is a mess he never meant to make.Series
- Part 10 of Half-Truths
- Part 4 of Baby Shark