Cows and Culinary

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• I found the good cow! (Spoiler alert: It's Martin) by The_Celestial_Artist

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  13 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Martin Blackwood
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Hucow
  • jmart
  • VORE (mention)
  • (don't worry the vore is coming next fic)
  • Trans Martin Blackwood
  • Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Belly Kink
  • fat kink
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • How Do I Tag
  • Mild Hurt/Comfort
  • Martin goes in the lonely
  • Pecky (Martin's pet spider (Texan brown tarantula))
  • Hrngaphlerng Fat Martin
  • I'm so normal

  Summary

  One single comment from Jon starts Martin spiraling and learning new things about himself

  Series

  • Part 1 of Cows and Culinary

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,941

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  22

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  598

• A big boy needs a big meal by The_Celestial_Artist

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Martin Blackwood
  • jmart
  • Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Sex-Neutral Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
  • Belly Kink
  • Vore
  • fat kink
  • Vore kink
  • Oral Vore
  • Over Eating
  • Inflation
  • Macro/Micro
  • Horror
  • Body Horror
  • Statement included
  • so like
  • yeah - Freeform
  • Animal Abuse
  • The Flesh Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives)
  • The Magnus Archives Season 5
  • I do not know if I got everything
  • I wrote this in like two hours and I’ve forgotten everything that happens
  • The Dove is Not Dead
  • there may not even be a dove
  • Eat at your own risk
  • pred Martin
  • prey jon
  • Eating Kink
  • let me know if I missed anything
  • Spoilers for The Magnus Archives Season 5
  • willing vore
  • Lonely Avatar Martin Blackwood
  • Ooooh he’s got funky lonely powers!

  Summary

  [SPOILERS FOR SEASON FIVE KINDA] While wandering the apocalyptic wasteland of the eyepocalypse, Jon and Martin come across a fucked up flesh restaurant. After giving the statement for that domain, Jon works up the courage to ask Martin to indulge him in a fantasy.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Cows and Culinary

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,203

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  271