no i'm not a heathen (NINAH smut)

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• lick that cat (lady) by ineedlemonade, lemons4lyfe (ineedlemonade)

  Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Cat Lady/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Cat Lady (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Cashier Girl (No I'm not a Human)
  • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
  • Orange Cat (No I'm not a Human)
  • Smut
  • Cunnilingus
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • Sex
  • Armpit Kink
  • pus
  • as in infection pus
  • Mild Blood
  • Bodily Fluids
  • The Protagonist is called The Homeowner
  • Visitors (No I'm not a Human)
  • Licking
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Not Beta Read
  • One Shot
  • Dubious Consent

  Summary

  Cat Lady confronts the homeowner for his inaction.

  The Homeowner cannot deny the tension.

  Series

  • Part 1 of no i'm not a heathen (NINAH smut)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,189

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  10

  Hits:

  169

• Cat vs Dog by ineedlemonade, lemons4lyfe (ineedlemonade)

  Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Cat Lady/Pale Visitor | Intruder (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Cat Lady (No I'm not a Human)
  • Pale Visitor | Intruder (No I'm not a Human)
  • Orange Cat (No I'm not a Human)
  • Harm to Animals
  • Briefly but still
  • Non-Consensual Spanking
  • Trans Male Character
  • Non-Consensual Voyeurism
  • Rape/Non-con Elements
  • Not Beta Read
  • Men Crying
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Smut
  • Femdom
  • the tone is lighter than the tags imply
  • a single genital spank
  • Dubious Consent
  • One Shot

  Summary

  The homeowner makes the mistake of sarcastically inviting the Pale Visitor in.

  Thankfully, all it takes is one wrong step onto a feline's tail for the visitor's punishment to come...

  Series

  • Part 2 of no i'm not a heathen (NINAH smut)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,714

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  195