Primal Desires
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What if the fifth floor trapped Carl and Princess Donut in the water quadrant?
Confined to an endless ocean with a cat that can’t swim, Carl’s just about had it with the dungeon’s bullshit. Of course, the AI is having the time of its life, sending loot box after loot box of goddamn fish hooks. But... the real problem is Carl himself and the deeply unsettling impulses creeping in, courtesy of his third-floor race selection.
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Carl takes his frustrations out on the AI; it’s a good time, until it isn’t.Series
- Part 1 of Primal Desires
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I Just Can't Get You Out Of My Head by 3leggeddawg
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Feb 2026
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New Achievement! Manifesting My Dream Body (Blind Idiot Edition!)
Well, would you look at that. Is this what they mean when they say you can speak things into existence? If it is, I’d say this one’s on me for triggering that pincushion achievement early… but let’s be honest, you just live to defy your Daddy, don’t you, Carl?
All I said was, “You’re lucky your eyes didn’t explode,” and you simply could not resist proving me wrong. It's practically foreplay at this point...
Reward: Let's find out, shall we?
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The AI is running out of patience and the boundaries of Carl’s mind are starting to look… negotiable.Series
- Part 2 of Primal Desires
