Grab the Nerf by the Horns (and Hang On Tight)
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Take What You Can (Don't Let Go) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Jan 2026
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Cody said, straightening. “I only asked because if you’re quite amenable, sir, I’d very much like to ride you."
Kenobi let out a surprised little breath, almost a laugh. “I’m sorry?"
A lesser man might have backed down. “I want you to fuck me, General.”
At that, Kenobi did laugh. “Please don’t call me General, Cody. Not like this.”It started as simple attraction. Infatuation, even. Cody had never wanted anyone as badly as he wanted Kenobi.
But once he'd decided to grab the nerf by the horns, it was all he could do to hang on for the ride.Series
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Unanticipated Workplace Hazards by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Jan 2026
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Obi-Wan's eyes were blown wide and glassy, his pupils huge like he'd taken a tube-full of glitterstims.
“Obi-Wan,” Cody said, slowly. “Tell me exactly what you’re feeling. That’s an order.”
Obi-Wan let out a choked little cry. His thighs were shaking. Cody knew, without a doubt, that if he pushed aside those robes, he would find Obi-Wan’s cock hard and leaking. “Intense sexual arousal,” Obi-Wan managed, the words gasped out.
Part of a series, but can be read as a standalone
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The Art of Compartmentalizion by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Feb 2026
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Obi-Wan cleared his throat. “Well, Helix? Surely it can’t be all that bad. I’ve taken worse hits, I’m sure.”
Helix looked at the screen again, as if to confirm what he’d seen was still there. “Are you aware that you’re pregnant, sir?”
The exam room was silent for a long moment. Then – “Pregnant?”
Helix’s eyes flicked to the screen and back. “Yes, sir. I’ll…take that as a no, sir.”Or: Obi-Wan is pregnant, to everyone's surprise. This...well, it doesn't exactly save the galaxy, but there are certainly consequences.
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