Anonposted Malevolent Weirdfics
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“I bargained,” says the stranger, in a voice Arthur recognises immediately, even filtered through a human voice box and not echoing within his head. “I bargained for your life.”
He sounds astounded at his own words, as though this is the most inconceivable sentence he could speak, as though they hadn’t spent the last harrowing half of an hour desperately bargaining for each other’s lives.
“John?”
“No,” says the stranger, blankly, seemingly even more stunned. “No. Not John.”
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- Part 1 of Anonposted Malevolent Weirdfics
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“Messenger,” he says, as respectfully as he can manage while sprawled face-down on the floor, seeping agonising heat from his neck.
“Call me Kayne,” says Kayne cheerily. “Who wants to be a messenger nowadays?”
He scoots closer, whistles as though impressed. “Wow! It really is you in there! Had to see it to believe it—hah, see, you get it? Cause you can actually see me—“
aka, instead of gaining Yellow, Arthur and the King in Yellow swap bodies. All alone and human in a cabin outside of Addison, the King must grapple with who he is without John. (Arthur, meanwhile, can barely tell up from down).
Originally written for a prompt, but turned too odd and introspective to suit.Series
- Part 2 of Anonposted Malevolent Weirdfics
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John looks at Arthur. Arthur looks at John.
“Nope,” says John.
“What?”
“I don’t fucking like this, Arthur,” says John. “Let me back in.”
Just a little crackfic to tide me over
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- Part 3 of Anonposted Malevolent Weirdfics