Lessons To Beat Life With

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Listing Series

• Pet Play by JoeGabberish

  Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/F, Gen, F/M
  • Work in Progress

  13 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Elena Lupu & Reader
  • Reader & Original Female Character(s)
  • Alcina Dimitrescu & Reader
  • Daniela Dimitrescu & Reader
  • Cassandra Dimitrescu & Reader
  • Bela Dimitrescu & Reader
  • Bela Dimitrescu & Cassandra Dimitrescu & Daniela Dimitrescu
  • Alcina Dimitrescu & Alcina Dimitrescu's Daughters
  • Alcina Dimitrescu & Karl Heisenberg
  • Angie & Donna Beneviento
  • Donna Beneviento & Alcina Dimitrescu
  • Donna Beneviento & Karl Heisenberg
  • Karl Heisenberg & Salvatore Moreau
  • The Four Lords & Mother Miranda (Resident Evil)
  • Alcina Dimitrescu/Original Female Character(s)
  • Donna Beneviento/Original Female Character(s)
  • Karl Heisenberg/Original Female Character(s)
  • Salvatore Moreau/Original Female Character(s)
  • Mother Miranda (Resident Evil)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Bela Dimitrescu/Reader
  • Cassandra Dimitrescu/Reader
  • Daniela Dimitrescu/Reader
  • Alcina Dimitrescu
  • Bela Dimitrescu
  • Cassandra Dimitrescu
  • Daniela Dimitrescu
  • Donna Beneviento
  • Angie (Resident Evil)
  • Elena Lupu
  • Leonardo Lupu
  • Karl Heisenberg
  • Salvatore Moreau
  • Mother Miranda (Resident Evil)
  • The Duke (Resident Evil)
  • Reader
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Good Parent Alcina Dimitrescu
  • As good as she can be that is lmao
  • Soft Alcina Dimitrescu
  • Heavily debatable
  • Bela Dimitrescu Has Parental Issues
  • Bela Dimitrescu Needs a Hug
  • Tired Bela Dimitrescu
  • Protective Bela Dimitrescu
  • Soft Bela Dimitrescu
  • Brat Bela Dimitrescu
  • Cause bitchiness is either nature or nurture
  • Cassandra Dimitrescu Being Cassandra Dimitrescu
  • Protective Cassandra Dimitrescu
  • Soft Cassandra Dimitrescu
  • Feral Cassandra Dimitrescu
  • She's a bitch but she's our bitch respectively
  • Sweet Daniela Dimitrescu
  • Soft Daniela Dimitrescu
  • Possessive Daniela Dimitrescu
  • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
  • Female Reader-Insert
  • Reader-Insert Has Issues
  • Internally and externally because why not
  • Reader-Insert Has a Name
  • But it's only revealed in the middle of the fic lmao
  • Alternate Universe
  • Because god forbid happiness exists somehow
  • That and I refuse to leave any of the lords including Sal along with MM without a bitch to be happy with
  • Oh and cuz I plan on having a spinoff lol
  • Angst and Feels
  • Eventual Smut
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • The Author Regrets Everything

  Summary

  Lady Dimitrescu is done replacing staff. Her daughters are getting a lesson in restraint. And unfortunately, you’re the unlucky chew toy she decided would teach it best.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Lessons To Beat Life With

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  986

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  68

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  813

• Skein by JoeGabberish

  Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/F, Gen
  • Work in Progress

  16 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Angie & Donna Beneviento
  • Donna Beneviento & Reader
  • Angie (Resident Evil) & Reader
  • Donna Beneviento & Karl Heisenberg
  • Donna Beneviento & Alcina Dimitrescu
  • Donna Beneviento & Bela Dimitrescu
  • Donna Beneviento & Alcina Dimitrescu's Daughters
  • Donna Beneviento & Mother Miranda
  • Reader & Original Female Character(s)
  • Donna Beneviento & Salvatore Moreau
  • Donna Beneviento & Alcina Dimitrescu & Karl Heisenberg & Salvatore Moreau
  • Donna Beneviento/Original Female Character(s)
  • Donna Beneviento/Reader
  • Alcina Dimitrescu
  • Angie (Resident Evil)
  • Bela Dimitrescu
  • Cassandra Dimitrescu
  • Daniela Dimitrescu
  • Donna Beneviento
  • Karl Heisenberg
  • Salvatore Moreau
  • Mother Miranda (Resident Evil)
  • The Duke (Resident Evil)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Female Reader-Insert
  • Reader-Insert Has a Name
  • But It's only revealed near the end of this fic
  • Reader-Insert Has Mental Health Issues
  • Reader-Insert Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
  • Donna Beneviento Deserves to be Loved
  • Donna Beneviento Needs A Hug
  • Soft Donna Beneviento
  • Touch-Starved Donna Beneviento
  • Protective Donna Beneviento
  • Possessive Donna Beneviento
  • Slow Burn
  • Arranged Marriage
  • Forced Proximity
  • There Was Only One Bed
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Eventual Smut
  • Past Relationship(s)
  • Past Sexual Assault
  • Past Sexual Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse

  Summary

  Believing that an actual companion could do Donna better, Mother Miranda drags you to the Beneviento estate against your will and decides you're now the Lord's wife.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Lessons To Beat Life With
  • Part 1 of The Lords And Their Spouses

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,177

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  35

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  532