Alexei & Dimitrij slop

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• When You Were Mine by Waitch_Whatt

  Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Pale Visitor | Intruder/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Pale Visitor | Intruder (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protagonist's Wife (No I'm not a Human)
  • Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Alexei's just tryna help
  • I'm Bad At Tagging
  • Palegun
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Domestication
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • One Shot Collection
  • Emotional Hurt
  • how do you cope with ur bf running away
  • and coming back a visitor
  • humantruder implied
  • Sad
  • Protagonist Misses Protagonist's Wife (No I'm not a Human)
  • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
  • second part of Kiss Me Again

  Summary

  (protag)Dimitrij really wishes (pale visitor)Alexei was human again, or at least had the same memories. Alexei doesn't know how to help.

  Based off my gf's fic (Life is Unfair on Wattpad!!!)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Alexei & Dimitrij slop

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,459

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  62

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  420

• Kiss Me Again by Waitch_Whatt

  Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pale Visitor | Intruder/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Pale Visitor | Intruder (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protag misses his wife
  • no beta we die like vera
  • My first fic
  • protag is named Dimitrij
  • pm is named Alexei bc my gf loved that name for him
  • Top Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • No Smut
  • Telenovas
  • First Kiss
  • Makeouts
  • idk how to tag someone help
  • Neck Kissing
  • Kissing
  • Potentially OOC
  • idk u tell me
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • humantruder implied
  • Palegun
  • !!!
  • im scared the ao3 affect is real lowk
  • may post the second part to this

  Summary

  Palegun fic where they watch a telenovela and pale guy gets an idea.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Alexei & Dimitrij slop

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,835

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  13

  Kudos:

  110

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  678

• Please Forgive Me For Whatever I Do, When I Don't Remember You by Waitch_Whatt

  Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  02 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Pale Visitor | Intruder/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Cat Lady/Prophet (No I'm not a Human)
  • Pale Visitor | Intruder (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Cat Lady (No I'm not a Human)
  • Orange Cat (No I'm not a Human)
  • Prophet (No I'm not a Human)
  • Cashier Girl (No I'm not a Human)
  • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
  • Protagonist's Father (No I'm not a Human)
  • Highschool AU
  • Palegun
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst
  • More like a sizzle than a slow burn
  • Human Pale Visitor | Intruder (No I'm not a Human)
  • PM is named Alexei
  • Homeowner is Dimitrij
  • Cat lady is dasha/darya
  • only bc I didn't wanna call them weird ahh terms
  • 1980's high school
  • A bunch of stupid hcs me and my gf made up
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • Teen Romance
  • Religious Guilt
  • Prom
  • both are fifteen
  • author has no idea what they're doing
  • Pre-Cataclysm
  • Title from an adventure time song
  • pale guy is insecure af
  • punk homeowner
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • sophomore hate
  • song lyrics as chapter names
  • tw for homophobic terms and thoughts
  • Emo
  • beta reader is bitchass brother
  • jk love u aidyn
  • cat lady has aphasia
  • Mutual Pining
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • ocd/autistic pale man
  • Blood and Violence
  • Gun Violence
  • Hopeful Ending
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

  Summary

  Highschool Palegun AU!!! Both sophomores in hs and both really sad and yearn to be loved.

  They 100% did not do this but idc

  Pale boy meets punk boy and they fall in love and smooch (no clickbait)

  Series

  • Part 3 of Alexei & Dimitrij slop

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  14,120

  Chapters:

  7/12

  Comments:

  62

  Kudos:

  100

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,019