"King of the Hill" in Real Life
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While in bed with his wife, Hank complains about Bobby's music tastes and later pees himself so he won't wake Peggy. (April 12)
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- Part 1 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
- Part 169 of Januwary 2026
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- English
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- 1,289
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 20
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Bobby feels like a failure. Like, nothing he can do will be enough for his father. (April 13-14)
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- Part 2 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
- Part 170 of Januwary 2026
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Peggy is extremely reluctant to teach Sex Ed to Bobby and the other fifth graders. Their friends are not helping the situation...
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- Part 3 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
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The Weight of a Thousand Betrayals by scaryfangirl2001
Fandoms: King of the Hill (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2026
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Hank's relationship with Peggy is rocky, Vickers is destroying the company, and Bobby... he isn't too sure about Bobby. (Feb. 11)
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- Part 4 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
- Part 195 of Januwary 2026
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Hank leans into the pimp persona when defending his new houseguest. Dale's proud of him and all, but he really needs to get home now. (Jun. 24)
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- Part 197 of Januwary 2026
- Part 5 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
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- English
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- 1,829
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 20
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A Lil' Spark by scaryfangirl2001 for SpicaV, FabulousBeanBoy
Fandoms: King of the Hill (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2026
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Dale has taken up chewing tobacco instead of smoking. It quickly grosses out everyone, including Boomhauer, his husband of four years. But Boomhauer's got an idea. (Mar.)
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- Part 6 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
- Part 6 of FEBRU-EERIE
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 221
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 12
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Every Romantic Comedy Trope by scaryfangirl2001 for SpicaV
Fandoms: King of the Hill (Cartoon)
02 Feb 2026
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Boomhauer returns to Arlen, and Dale meets him at the airport. (Aug. 16)
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- Part 7 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
- Part 7 of FEBRU-EERIE
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- English
- Words:
- 1,038
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 12
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While out on the town with her new friends, Carolyn is harassed but immediately defended. (Aug.)
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- Part 8 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
- Part 13 of FEBRU-EERIE
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- English
- Words:
- 2,001
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 19
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After Peggy becomes famous on a foot fetish website, Dale's repressed kink rears its head
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- Part 51 of FEBRU-EERIE
- Part 9 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
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Boomhauer stays over with Dale, but Boomhauer's desire for an open window leaves Dale feeling ill and hallucinating.
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- Part 56 of FEBRU-EERIE
- Part 10 of "King of the Hill" in Real Life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 970
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 8