Exclusive Access | Achilles/Patroclus Smut
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Holding out his hand, he retrieves the box from Zagreus. Taking a moment to admire the beautiful carvings into the deep maroon wood before reaching for the lid. He pulled it up… then paused. His often neutral expression turned surprised and confused.
“What is it?” Zagreus asked, unable to read his face.
“You don’t know what’s in here?” Patroclus looked up to see a just as confused prince.
“No? I told Dionysus that I wouldn’t peek inside.” The prince answered innocently, “why? What’s wrong with it?”
Patroclus pursed his lips, almost embarrassed for Zagreus, “it’s… not exactly what I expected.”
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Lord Dionysus decided he would help aid the heartache between two lovers (in his own special way).
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Next chance, the wine god once again handed a pretty wooden box that made the prince cringe. “Please tell me this is not the same ‘gift’ as last time!”
“Not at all Zag man! Promise! Now remember, no peeking!” Zagreus shivered, even looking at the box made him nauseous. When he handed the box to Patroclus, he was terrified of how he’d react.
“W-what do you think?” He asked, eyes squeezed tight. He wanted to live in ignorant bliss.
Patroclus opened the lid, a small smile on his face, “this is exactly what I needed. Thank you, stranger!”
“Really? Well, you’re welcome I guess.” Zagreus left with a wave and an extra gift from Patroclus for his service. When the prince was out of sight, he pulled out his boon: a thick pale tube with a tight hole at one end. He licked his lips, starving.
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The two shades love their toys. Patroclus wants another one.
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Exclusive Access III by JTW_Bad_Writer_lol
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
02 Feb 2026
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“It has been too long, my heart,” Patroclus hummed, kissing the golden hairline of his Achilles.
“Yes, it truly has. You have no idea how much I…” Achilles trailed off, his eye catching something beside Patroclus. His joyful teary-eyed expression shifted to annoyed narrow-eyes and pursed lips.
“What?” Patroclus asked. He turned around, following his glaze to see the two wooden boxes. He couldn’t help but laugh, “I can explain.”
“Can you now?”
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Achilles and Patroclus finally reunite! And. They. Get. BUSY!!!
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Exclusive Access [Side Story!] by JTW_Bad_Writer_lol
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
10 Feb 2026
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“Umm… sir, that’s…” the bashful prince trailed off.
“Yes,” Achilles answered.
Zagreus hadn’t seen that box in so long, the shame and mortifying memories still burned in his head. “You said you didn’t look.”
“I lied.” The Greek hero confessed, “I did look inside, when you left after giving it to me.”
“I’m sorry, sir. Dionysus never told me—”
“I know, it’s ok. If I may,” Achilles slowly opened the box, pulling out the thick wooden cock that resembled their lover in Elysium, “I’ve gotten great use out of it.”
The blush on Zagreus’ face was no longer out of embarrassment, “r-really?”
“Yes, me and Patroclus both.”
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Zagreus learns more about Dionysus’ dildo gifts and has a banging time (no pun intended).
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Exclusive Access [Side Story 2!] by JTW_Bad_Writer_lol
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
17 Mar 2026
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“Perhaps he’s on break,” Zagreus said to himself, as he made his way to his room. Pulling aside the curtains and stepping in, his heart nearly jumps out of his chest when he’s pulled into the firm embrace of his naked mentor.
“There you are,” Achilles growled, lust and determination in his eyes as he shoved the prince onto the bed. Zagreus went without a fuss, it was rare for Achilles to want to be rough and dominant with him, but when he was like this, he knew he was in for the best fuck of his life.
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Zagreus has a humping-good time with his two lovers and their magic toys
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