Soldiers of Theseus

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• CRASH + BURN by malicious_cackling_intensifies

  Fandoms: Ersatz (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  15 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Kelly (Ersatz)
  • Background & Cameo Characters
  • Warwick (Ersatz)
  • Angst
  • Language
  • depictions of war
  • Death
  • Closeted Character
  • Kelly has terrible eyesight (excellent nose tho)
  • I love women in STEM (going feral and getting covered in blood)
  • Headcannon Backstory
  • Kelly was a dork when she was young
  • Out of Character
  • Flashbacks

  Summary

  Kelly being broody and beastly and just having a terrible time and being incredibly done with everything. Also shit goes down and she goes berserk and gets covered in (mostly not her own) blood (✿ ◍ ◉ ∪ ◉̯ ◍) ehehe

  Closeted lesbian wallowings included!!!

  Pre-pilot by a year or so. I think she’s barely holding it together in her own special way :]

  Series

  • Part 1 of Soldiers of Theseus

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,280

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  30

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  147

• Face Ya by malicious_cackling_intensifies

  Fandoms: Ersatz (Web Series)  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen, Other
  • Work in Progress

  04 May 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Carrie & Warwick
  • Carrie (Ersatz)
  • Warwick (Ersatz)
  • Background & Cameo Characters
  • Language
  • Angst
  • sensory issues
  • Warwick has no mouth (yet) and he must cry (but it’s real messed up with the mask situation)
  • Muteness
  • Starvation
  • Suffocation/Breathing Issues
  • Body Horror
  • Toxic Masculinity
  • POV altering
  • Whump
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Warwick goes through. A Lot™️ but our best boy gets his hugs eventually
  • Relationship can be read as platonic or romantic
  • Out of Character
  • They kinda Toopid but I love em
  • No beta we die like uhhhhhhhhh everybody

  Summary

  The day Warwick’s gas mask wouldn’t come off.

  …He can’t let his best friend see him like this. Not- not yet, anyway.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Soldiers of Theseus

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,705

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  46

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  252