Banzuka? In THIS economy?

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• stupid old men who love eachother by skreamingkatz

  Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

  • Not Rated
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Jan 2026

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  • Ban Hammer/B. Zuka (Phighting!)
  • Ban Hammer (Phighting!)
  • B. Zuka (Phighting!)
  • Mentioned Rocket (Phighting!)
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Comfort
  • Mild Hurt/Comfort
  • No Smut
  • Self-Indulgent
  • English Is Not The Author's First Language
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Author Finished This At 1am
  • probably out of character
  • no beta we die like flipside's parents
  • i love old man yaoi
  • we need more zukahammer please im STARVING
  • zuka fell asleep first because hes an old chud btw
  • They/Them Pronouns for Ban Hammer
  • He/Him Pronouns for B. Zuka
  • Fluff
  • Mild Angst
  • Old man yaoi
  • this is slop i just really like zukahammer
  • Please feed me

  Summary

  (note from author. 6th march 2026. This is stupid and cheesy donr read it /silly)

  zuka being a self doubting QUEER and getting comforted by his loveky awesome wife banhammer. BANZUKA SLOP BANZUKA SLOP

  Series

  • Part 1 of Banzuka? In THIS economy?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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