Harry Potter's Egregious Sexual Behaviour - One Shot Collection

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Listing Series

• Shut Up, Malfoy by cravingstatic

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Smut
  • Hand Jobs
  • Dirty Talk
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Hate Sex
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • One Shot
  • Top Harry Potter
  • Bottom Draco Malfoy
  • Humiliation
  • Harry Potter is a Little Shit
  • Hogwarts Eighth Year
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work

  Summary

  Harry and Draco get freaky in the dorms. Secretly. While everyone sleeps two feet away.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Harry Potter's Egregious Sexual Behaviour - One Shot Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,398

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  270

  Bookmarks:

  23

  Hits:

  5,317

• Sixty-Nine Points from Slytherin for Public Indecency by cravingstatic

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  16 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Smut
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • One Shot
  • Top Harry Potter
  • Bottom Draco Malfoy
  • Humiliation
  • Anal Fingering
  • Anal Sex
  • Hand Jobs
  • Love Bites
  • Quidditch
  • Dirty Talk
  • Harry Potter is a Little Shit
  • Hogwarts Eighth Year
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work

  Summary

  Draco really should have left with the rest of the team.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Harry Potter's Egregious Sexual Behaviour - One Shot Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,122

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  136

  Bookmarks:

  11

  Hits:

  3,371

• On the Hogwarts Express?? Really??? by cravingstatic

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  15 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Blow Jobs
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Smut
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • One Shot
  • Bottom Draco Malfoy
  • Top Harry Potter
  • Come Swallowing
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Humiliation
  • Harry Potter is a Little Shit
  • Hogwarts Eighth Year
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work

  Summary

  Harry and Draco get freaky on the train.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Harry Potter's Egregious Sexual Behaviour - One Shot Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,016

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  224

  Bookmarks:

  13

  Hits:

  4,544

• Get a Bloody Room, You Two by cravingstatic

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Harry Potter
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Ron Weasley
  • Hermione Granger
  • Pansy Parkinson
  • Lavender Brown
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Dean Thomas
  • Seamus Finnigan
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Top Harry Potter
  • Bottom Draco Malfoy
  • Humor
  • Kissing
  • Making Out
  • Mild Smut
  • Smut
  • Caught
  • Hogwarts Eighth Year
  • Anal Fingering
  • Hand Jobs
  • Anal Sex

  Summary

  Various Hogwarts students have the misfortune of catching Malfoy and Potter snogging.

  They’ve all seen a lot. But somehow, this is still too much.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Harry Potter's Egregious Sexual Behaviour - One Shot Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,707

  Chapters:

  7/7

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  163

  Bookmarks:

  16

  Hits:

  3,177