The Dispatcher, the Janitor, and the Myth of Consensual Sex

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• Noodlin' Around by gangstabilbo

  Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Waterboy (Dispatch)
  • Z-Team (Dispatch)
  • PWP
  • no seriously an insane amount of porn
  • Dom/sub
  • Power Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Sub Top Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
  • Topping from the Bottom
  • Dirty Talk
  • Praise Kink
  • Degredation Kink
  • Dacryfilia
  • they match each other's freak in this
  • that's like the whole point
  • Explicit Consent
  • Loss of Virginity
  • Ethical Dilemmas
  • that tag should just be a given for a watermech fic

  Summary

  After catching Waterboy doing some... unexpected activities after work, Robert realizes the newbie might be the most perfect sub in the whole world. Too bad Robert is his boss.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Dispatcher, the Janitor, and the Myth of Consensual Sex

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  16,415

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  81

  Kudos:

  1,308

  Bookmarks:

  177

  Hits:

  11,809

• Slurp It Up (it's enough to fill your cup) by gangstabilbo

  Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman
  • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
  • Z-Team (Dispatch)
  • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
  • PWP
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Cock Warming
  • Dacryfilia
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Blowjobs
  • Dom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
  • Sub Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
  • Praise Kink
  • Degradation Kink
  • i'm at the praise kink degradation kink pizza hut and taco bell
  • an unholy amount of religious imagery
  • Get it?
  • unholy?
  • thank you i'm here til thursday
  • Established Sexual Relationship

  Summary

  Waterboy doesn't listen to his dispatcher. Punishment ensues.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Dispatcher, the Janitor, and the Myth of Consensual Sex

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,556

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  77

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  613