Hatchetverse shit fics

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• Nerdy Prudes Must Be Abstinent by aspoonful_of_salt

  Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  06 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Stephanie Lauter/Peter Spankoffski
  • Max Jägerman/Richie Lipschitz
  • Grace Chasity/Ruth Fleming
  • Girl Jeri/Boy Jerry (Hatchetfield)
  • Ruth Fleming & Richie Lipschitz
  • Peter Spankoffski
  • Stephanie Lauter
  • Richie Lipschitz
  • Ruth Fleming
  • Grace Chasity
  • Max Jägerman
  • Boy Jerry (Hatchetfield)
  • Girl Jeri (Hatchetfield)
  • Minor Paul cameo
  • Nightmare Time 2: Abstinence Camp
  • References to Christian Religion & Lore
  • Paul Matthews is Richie Lipschitz's Uncle
  • Horny Teenagers
  • Summer Camp
  • Ruth Fleming and Richie Lipschitz are best friends
  • Hypoglycemic Peter Spankoffski
  • Max Jägerman Being an Asshole
  • Masturbation
  • Author is ex-christian
  • So I think I know what I'm doing
  • Spoiler alert: I don't
  • Lesbian Sex
  • #letgracechasityfuckagirl2026
  • Cunnilingus
  • Shower Sex
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Lesbian Grace Chasity
  • But she's closeted 😮
  • Baby's first smut
  • kinda scared ngl
  • Shitty Writing
  • Halogear
  • tags will change with each chapter
  • OOC
  • Grace Chasity gets her pussy licked [NOT CLICKBAIT]

  Summary

  There's no better way to spend the weekend before summer vacation than having a sleepover with your best friend and watching porn, right? Wrong. Paul caught Ruth and Richie watching porn at a sleepover and they were immediately sent to Abstinence Camp for the whole summer. If there's one thing Ruth notices, it's that all religious people are SO hot. And she decides to get close to one Grace Chasity. It's not that great for Richie, though. His bully, Max Jägerman is there, and he won't leave him the fuck alone.

   

  Or: Abstinence Camp sex shenanigans with the entire Nerdy Prudes gang

  Series

  • Part 1 of Hatchetverse shit fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,174

  Chapters:

  2/?

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