Goonfireeee!
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Morosexual by thisisforyou for captaindingdong (professorcockblock)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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If he could just imagine stuffing his pants into his mouth or casting a Silencing charm on him, imagine fucking him despite the things that come out of his mouth, he could get through this with his dignity intact.
It’s so much worse than that.
Since that Charms class, everything Goyle says, every stupid, inane thing, turns him on. It's infuriating.
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Prissy, withering, intellectual snob Blaise is having a silent existential crisis, because every stupid fucking thing that Gregory Goyle says makes him want to fuck that imbecile into oblivion. What's the opposite of sapiosexual? Yeah, he's that. And unhappy about it.
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- Part 1 of Goonfireeee!
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The Wrong Ball by thisisforyou for captaindingdong (professorcockblock), CopperCatbird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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It’s the end of term, N.E.W.T.s are over, and the sun is shining.
A joyful, soppy little follow-up to Morosexual, because I'm a sap and Goonfire is my life now.
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- Part 2 of Goonfireeee!