Death is Apparently Optional
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Death is Apparently Optional by lemonshark
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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Peter died for the universe, and it's entirely his fault that Wanda died too, so why did they both wake up in a tube of discount Nickelodeon slime? And how is Pietro here?
Also, wtf is Gotham?
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“But you’re like, six?” Pietro questioned before he was manhandled by Wanda as she checked for injuries, “Also what was the comment about being on the run?”
“I am nine. Ish. I think. And mentally I’m fifteen.”
“Still not old enough for basically having several college degrees,” Pietro argued as his head was pulled down so Wanda could check his scalp, “and can we get back to the on the run thing? I think we’re avoiding something important here.”
“So, after you got yourself shot…” Wanda started.
“Heroically,” Pietro interrupted, dodging another smack.
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- Part 1 of Death is Apparently Optional
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Cut Scenes - Death is Apparently Optional by lemonshark
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 May 2026
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Cut scenes and chapters from my longfic Death is Apparently Optional
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- Part 2 of Death is Apparently Optional