System Error: Protagonist is Too Clingy
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The Guardian Angel's Guide to Babysitting a Black Lotus by kirschengel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2026
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"If you are a spirit," Luo Binghe whispered to the empty air, his dark eyes curving into a smile as he deliberately stepped toward the edge of the cliff. "Then you must have a form. And if you have a form, you can be caught."
Hovering invisibly a few feet away, Shen Yuan checked his rapidly depleting System balance and silently screamed.
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Shen Yuan died and woke up bound to the protagonist of his least favorite trash novel. The System's rules are simple: keep Luo Binghe alive, or face permanent soul deletion. It sounds like a straightforward escort mission. Shen Yuan is fully prepared to protect the sweet, innocent white lotus from the cruelties of the cultivation world.
There is only one problem. Luo Binghe is already a manipulative, terrifyingly observant child.
Shen Yuan was supposed to be a guardian angel. Now, he desperately needs his own guardian angel to survive being the prized possession of a very clingy, thoroughly unhinged protagonist.
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- Part 1 of System Error: Protagonist is Too Clingy
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The Retired Angel's Guide to Immortal Cultivation by kirschengel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2026
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Shen Yuan is officially fed up. Demoted to a mortal body, his existence consists of Binghe constantly fretting over Shen Yuan's wellbeing. In a desperate bid for bodily autonomy, he deploys his ultimate weapon: the silent treatment. Shen Yuan is more than willing to sell his pride for a hobby and a golden core. But he really should have read the fine print before hitting the purchase button.
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- Part 2 of System Error: Protagonist is Too Clingy