Patron Saints (BloodyMary)

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• I Won't Cry For You (I Won't Crucify the Things You Do) by EdgyAestheticUsername

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  02 Apr 2026

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  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Crossover
  • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
  • Mild Blood
  • mild depictions of injuries
  • Canon Disabled Character
  • Platonic Relationships
  • can be read as romantic if you want i dont control you
  • i really dont know what other tags this needs
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
  • almost forgot simon defo has that
  • no beta we die like simon's stars

  Summary

  Tfw you're from a pg-13 feel-good hero's journey type universe where the power of friendship saved the day, but your new bestie is from an r-rated cosmic horror bloodfest tragedy where everything he did was a last-ditch effort with no assumption of survival. And you were both doomed from the moment you were sealed in your ships. Pray to the patron saint of one-way trips.

  (Grace and Rocky somehow inexplicably find and rescue Simon. Here's how that goes, in the beginning. Inspired by @cerescoelacanth on tumblr, thanks for making me insane about BloodyMary!)

  Series

  • Part 1 of Patron Saints (BloodyMary)

  Language:

  English

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