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The Second Legion's Primarch is a pacifist. A soft-hearted slut who values all life and kisses his gene-sons on the forehead after battle. After his first successful compliance, a genocide of forty billion xenos he can't remember slaughtering, he's not okay.

Emotionally raw, Lucien is desperate to do something good to cleanse himself. But the Great Crusade takes priority, and he must do his duty. So long as he conquers things for the Emperor, it doesn't really matter what methods he uses, right?

Lucien thus embarks upon his own crusade of love and healing for the universe, uniting mankind with his hypnotic gifts instead of senseless bloodshed. With his Legion of cheeked up psykers and the power of the Warp, he'll fix all of his brothers from the horrors they were born to, one nut at a time!

[Series currently being written and rearranged. In chronological order. All are first-time sexual encounters]
1 - Angron gets creamed (and his Legion too!)
2 - Guilliman gets his penits grisped
3 - Fulgrim gets lost in the sauce
4 - Konrad gets his brainstem circumcised
5 - Perturabo makes a sincere error in judgement (currently posted as #1)
6 - Vulkan holds Lucien in his hour of need (reversal!)
7 - Horus has words with Lucien about his antics
8 - Lorgar recieves Lucien's strongest attempt at Goodness yet
9 - Rogal gets his foreskin stolen (Fulgrim's there too)