An Exercise in Discipline and Distinction
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Excerpt from Chapter One: The Hell Homosexuals Go To
Mike sighs. It might be one of defeat. Resignation. Or the one a sinner makes before walking into the confessional box. On the exhale, the smoke Mike lets out washes over them all like a rolling fog, and Will has half a mind to try and press it into his skin. That last breath before his inevitable ruin. “I’ve never orgasmed. With anyone. With myself. Fucking ever, alright?”
Will Byers is in Homosexual Hell, and he can't do anything about it.
The straight love of his life just confessed to never having an orgasm in his fucking life, and Will just has to sit there and take it. Sit there and act like he doesn’t wanna rise to his feet and tell Mike to get in the bedroom now so he can fix it. But Mike wouldn’t want that. Because Mike is straight, and straight boys go to Heaven just like the dogs do.
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Will would've never described himself as "opportunistic", but when Mike makes not one, but TWO groundbreaking confessions at the Party's weekly smoke sesh, he's presented with a very unique...gratifying opportunity.Series