going off on journalists
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The "Get Out Of Jail Free" Clause by inimitability
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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In Monopoly, a "get out of jail free" card is a card that, as the name implies, lets the player get out of jail without paying for it. When you have that card, you don't have to play it immediately. You just hold onto it in case it's ever needed.
The Montreal Metros had a rule in their contracts nobody really followed. It was stupid so everyone broke it, and it was just kind of an open secret. They'd never FIRE you for breaking it, so who cared?
Well, a Shane Hollander who knew he was already doing something a lot worse that he couldn't legally be fired for and didn't want to give them a different excuse. That's who cared.
Or: A post-game press conference gets very honest in a way that reflects a hell of a lot worse on his old team than it does on Shane.
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- Part 1 of going off on journalists
- Part 1 of HR surprises/reveals
- Part 2 of ways the Metros traumatized Shane