no longer a question, statement (the rpf universe)

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• click (the way that cars crash) by silverblossom070

  Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026) RPF, Actor RPF  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  11 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Ryan Gosling/James Ortiz
  • Ryan Gosling
  • James Ortiz
  • Oh god
  • Getting Together
  • First Kiss
  • First Time
  • Dry Humping
  • they're insane
  • they're obsessed
  • I'm obsessed
  • abuse of pineapple
  • Ryan's Wife Knows And Ships It
  • Please Stop Calling Me And Talking About The Hot Puppeteer Honey
  • Just Hit That
  • Coming in Pants
  • Coming Untouched
  • terrible PHM references while making out
  • Making Out
  • Crying During Sex
  • Crymaxing
  • james ortiz please don't read this but also call me i want to hang out
  • i genuinely feel feral
  • why is this the first thing i've written in months
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • why is that a tag
  • i do believe i wrote this the evidence is right here
  • im staring at 8000 words of proof
  • can i stop tagging
  • Things Sure Happened Here
  • james ortiz also call me i need to know how you do your hair
  • ryan gosling do not call me im very embarrassed about this

  Summary

  His ears are suddenly ringing. Three bourbons in and he can feel that warm weight settling low in his gut as he looks up at his friend and hopes the smile is welcoming. James knows it’s probably more than welcoming: slow and lazy, an invitation his friend won’t ever take, but. Sometimes he slips.

  At least 75 percent of the world is in love with Ryan Gosling. James doesn’t bother to lie to himself about whether he’s part of that category.

  Series

  • Part 1 of no longer a question, statement (the rpf universe)

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  English

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