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• The Cool Refreshing Taste of Liquid Death by MadamePirateOwl

  Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/M, Gen
  • Work in Progress

  03 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Uzi Doorman/N
  • N & V (Murder Drones)
  • Uzi Doorman & V
  • Doll & Lizzy (Murder Drones)
  • Khan Doorman & Uzi Doorman
  • Uzi Doorman & Lizzy
  • N & Thad (Murder Drones)
  • Doll & Uzi Doorman
  • Cyn & Uzi Doorman
  • J & N & V (Murder Drones)
  • Uzi Doorman & Emily
  • N & Lizzy
  • Uzi Doorman
  • N (Murder Drones)
  • V (Murder Drones)
  • Doll (Murder Drones)
  • Lizzy (Murder Drones)
  • J (Murder Drones)
  • Thad (Murder Drones)
  • Khan Doorman
  • Cyn (Murder Drones)
  • Uzi Doorman's Classmates
  • Emily (Murder Drones)
  • Alice (Murder Drones)
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Uzi Doorman/N-centric
  • Forced friendship to actual friendship to lovers
  • Friends first romance
  • Slow Burn
  • POV changes between N and Uzi
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Uzi Doorman Needs a Hug
  • Uzi Doorman Has a Bad Time
  • N Has a Bad Time
  • N Needs a Hug (Murder Drones)
  • Uzi has a worse time lets be honest
  • Disassembly Drones (Murder Drones)
  • Oil is Worker Drone Blood (Murder Drones)
  • Disassembly Drones are basically vampires
  • Absolute Solver Uzi Doorman
  • Absolute Solver and Cyn are the Same Person (Murder Drones)
  • Sort Of
  • Nerfed Solver
  • Cyn is basically a demon
  • Demonic Possession
  • Struggles with Emotional Regulation
  • Learning to trust
  • Social Isolation
  • Bad Parent Khan Doorman
  • He gets worse
  • No redemption arc for Khan
  • Self Imprisonment
  • Actual Imprisonment
  • N being an absolutely good boy
  • Thad is a cool dude
  • Emily is surprisingly the goat
  • V is a problem until she’s not
  • Lizzy Being an Asshole (Murder Drones)
  • Russian-Speaking Doll (Murder Drones)
  • I don’t speak Russian sorry its bad
  • Translation of intention included
  • Fluff
  • Uzi Doorman’s sick as hell railgun
  • Altered Doll Solver
  • Geese
  • No beta we die like Nori
  • shameless references to canon
  • my first a03 post
  • Work in Progress
  • Dialogue Heavy
  • Technically a threat of self die at one point
  • but it's not done in sad if that makes sense

  Summary

  He'd been stupid and reckless and that was going to cost this girl her life.

  He hated himself for it.

  Then something cold passed his lips. A smooth, cold, painfully familiar liquid.

  Oil.

  --
  A story about two young drones trying to figure out why one drone might save what is essentially a cannibal and maybe they become pretty close along the way.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Assorted Beverages

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  226,290

  Chapters:

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