Two Sassy Idiots

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• Suspended Disbelief by paperyowl for TheCarrot

  Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), Teen Wolf (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sal Deluca/Peter Hale
  • Sal Deluca (9-1-1 TV)
  • Peter Hale
  • Crossover
  • Anal Sex
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Rough Sex
  • Sleep Deprivation
  • Hurt
  • not really comfort
  • Snarky Peter Hale
  • Peter Hale is a Little Shit
  • Bottom Peter Hale
  • Sassy Peter Hale
  • Top Sal Deluca (9-1-1 TV)
  • POV Sal Deluca (9-1-1 TV)

  Summary

  The crossover you didn't know you needed. Sal is overworked and sleep-deprived; Peter is just being annoying as usual.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Two Sassy Idiots

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,676

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  18

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  226

• Twice Is A Coincidence by paperyowl for TheCarrot

  Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), 9-1-1 (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Sal Deluca (9-1-1 TV)/Peter Hale
  • Sal Deluca (9-1-1 TV)
  • Peter Hale
  • Crossover
  • Anal Sex
  • Outdoor Sex
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Not Entirely Sane But Consensual
  • Peter Hale is a Little Shit
  • Sassy Peter Hale
  • Top Peter Hale
  • POV Sal Deluca (9-1-1 TV)
  • Bottom Sal Deluca (9-1-1 TV)
  • Tree Sex
  • Porn
  • Anal Fingering

  Summary

  Somehow their paths cross again.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Two Sassy Idiots

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,124

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  134