tuna meltdown AU

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• how magnetic it draws by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Jul 2026

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
  • Ilya Rozanov & Svetlana Vetrova
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • specifically tuna meltdown divergence
  • shane stays but it's not some kind of breakthrough
  • they still have to figure themselves out the old-fashioned way
  • Sexting
  • Phone Sex
  • and a tiny bit of sex with other people
  • POV Ilya Rozanov

  Summary

  “You think I have no friends, is that what this face is? You shouldn’t be so surprised.” He waved a hand at Hollander, proof of the pudding.

  “What?” Hollander said blankly. And then: “Friends?”

  Ilya said lightly, “No? Not even after all these years? I might cry, Hollander.”

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  • Part 1 of tuna meltdown AU

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