haalingham abo brainrot

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Listing Series

• Fix Your Face by blameitonrafa

  Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
  • Jude Bellingham
  • Erling Håland
  • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Omega Jude Bellingham
  • Alpha Erling Håland
  • assertive omega
  • jude just has no shame in going for what he wants
  • and erling is kinda there for it
  • Bottom Jude Bellingham
  • Top Erling Håland
  • Anal Sex
  • Anal Fingering
  • Ass to Mouth
  • Blowjobs
  • FIFA World Cup 2026
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
  • Implied/Referenced Cheating
  • not between the main couple
  • Rimming
  • Possessive Behavior
  • Possessive Sex
  • they are just all over each other all the time
  • Creampie
  • Unsafe Sex
  • Breeding Kink
  • Erling Håland Has A Big Dick
  • Erling Håland Has A Breeding Kink
  • jude does too
  • Knotting
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Feelings Realization
  • Getting Together
  • Fluff and Smut
  • No Beta

  Summary

  And there was Erling, shoved onto the sidelines, sitting on a throne of "what ifs" and "send me a picture of you right now" messages. King of secret hookups and even more secret feelings, exactly where he didn't want to be, but couldn't seem to leave.

  This is Erling Haaland, in case you don't know him.

  A smart man learns from his own mistakes; a wise man learns from other people's. Haaland is neither.

  Especially when the mistake he keeps insisting on making is named Jude Bellingham.

  Series

  • Part 1 of haalingham abo brainrot

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