hollanov and their hollanovlings
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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:
Why do I want to eat my husband?
Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement
Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.
Wanting to squish and bite my husband
The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.
Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important
Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.
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Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.
(+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)
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- Part 1 of hollanov and their hollanovlings
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The kid had skirted the line of acceptability all day, first asking about their fucking pool, the second fawning over Shane in his glasses and now watching them fuck like a little perv. Well unfortunately for him, Ilya is also a pervert, and also, a knothead when it comes to his mate. A possessive, volatile knothead that has been dying for an excuse to bite at the leash Shane keeps on him. Ilya may be nearing fifty, but that doesn’t mean he won’t kick a little shit’s ass for looking too long in Shane’s direction. Even if said little shit is only eighteen and one of his son’s friends.
or: DILF Shane is unknowingly causing a ruckus in society and Ilya is at the end of his tether.
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- Part 2 of hollanov and their hollanovlings