Simon's Everexpanding Wardrobe

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• At the Swish of a Skirt by AugustCat27 for junosbraindump

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Established Relationship
  • Fluff and Smut
  • brief mention of Eden being violently transphobic/against men wearing women's clothes
  • its like a couple lines it's pretty short
  • Simon wearing a skirt
  • and Ryland's super into it
  • ryland has a skirt kink
  • simon has a
  • Voice Kink
  • and a
  • Praise Kink
  • Dom/sub Undertones
  • Top Ryland Grace
  • Bottom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Soft Dom Ryland Grace
  • Sub The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • I suppose?
  • Making Out
  • Nipple Play
  • Blow Jobs
  • Masturbation
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • The skirt stays on during sex
  • No beta we die like Jack
  • No AI/Fuck AI
  • Author Has Seen Both PHM and Iron Lung
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work

  Summary

  Simon decides to reorganize his and Ryland's bedroom one day while he's bored and comes across a skirt that was definitely not his but Ryland's. He tries it on and has a grand time, but it gets even grander after Ryland discovers him looking in the mirror.

  Or: Simon wears a skirt, Ryland sees it, and they exchange blowjobs over it.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Simon's Everexpanding Wardrobe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,187

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  349

  Bookmarks:

  17

  Hits:

  3,151

• How the Dress Drapes by AugustCat27

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Adrian (Mentioned) - Character
  • Established Relationship
  • Top Ryland Grace
  • Bottom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Soft Dom Ryland Grace
  • Sub The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Dry Humping
  • Praise Kink
  • Voice Kink
  • Hand & Finger Kink
  • dress kink?
  • mostly - Freeform
  • Clothed Sex
  • Anal Fingering
  • Anal Sex
  • Orgasm Edging
  • Dacryphilia
  • as a treat
  • simon in a pretty princess dress
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
  • no beta we die like rocky's crew
  • fuck AI/ no AI
  • author has seen both movies

  Summary

  Following the discovery with Ryland's skirt, Simon decides to make Ryland a special anniversary present (with Adrian's help). Basically, Simon wears a pretty pretty dress and gets fucked by his boyfriend.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Simon's Everexpanding Wardrobe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,094

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  258

  Bookmarks:

  16

  Hits:

  2,535

• A Fatal(e) Fit by AugustCat27

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  20 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Established Relationship
  • simon gets a femme fatale inspired look!
  • Lipstick & Lip Gloss
  • Lipstick kink?
  • Frottage
  • Rimming
  • Face-Sitting
  • Anal Fingering
  • Anal Sex
  • Orgasm Delay
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Soft Dom Ryland Grace
  • Sub The Convict | Simon
  • tho simon does get a bit of control before ryland yoinks it back
  • Top Ryland Grace
  • Bottom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • author has seen both movies
  • fuck ai/ no ai/ kill ai with fire
  • Praise Kink
  • Ryland Grace's Dress Kink
  • no beta we die like the space eel
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work

  Summary

  Ryland gifts Simon a pretty red dress and some accessories. Simon gladly takes the opportunity to wear them and gets exactly what he bargained for (good sex).

  Series

  • Part 3 of Simon's Everexpanding Wardrobe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,842

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  152

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  1,444

• Lingering in Lingerie by AugustCat27

  Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Established Relationship
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
  • rockys not apart of the smut
  • he's just a good bro
  • Sex Toys
  • Couch Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Breast Fucking
  • Pec fucking?
  • Anal Sex
  • Orgasm Edging
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Soft Dom Ryland Grace
  • Sub The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Top Ryland Grace
  • Bottom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Riding
  • Praise Kink
  • Dacryphilia
  • just a bit as a treat
  • Breeding Kink
  • Ryland Grace's Breeding Kink
  • Voice Kink
  • let ryland grace be the pervert he is
  • Simon wears accidental wedding lingerie
  • lowkey
  • Marriage Proposal
  • author has seen both movies
  • no AI/ fuck AI/ kill AI with fire
  • No Beta We Die Like Olesya and Yao
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
  • Fluff and Smut

  Summary

  Some stupid Eridian minister keeps rejecting Ryland's project to expand who gets access to his educational content, and Simon and Rocky grow worried over how Ryland is obsessing with the case. They team up to find a way to make Ryland take a break for an evening. The result is some racy white lingerie that drives Ryland absolutely wild, and it causes some unintended (but VERY welcome) revelations.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Simon's Everexpanding Wardrobe

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,038

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  228

  Bookmarks:

  17

  Hits:

  1,756