fantasyland (everyone lives sides of a coin au)
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Gleefully, Natalie says, “He’s pathetically in love with the guy.”
“I am not pathetic—”
“Okay,” Henry interrupts, guessing that the siblings aren’t going to stop bickering anytime soon, “so then what’s the problem with sending a heart emoji back?”
Gabe makes a sound like he’s drowning. “Well, uh, we’re not actually dating?” he replies.
Henry shrugs. “Why don’t you ask him out then?”
He can just barely make out Natalie’s howl of laughter behind Gabe’s frantic yell. “That is not an option!”
or: henry vs gabe and his not-boyfriend being pining idiots
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One would assume that Gabe, with his five inches of extra height and experience playing a contact sport, would always have the upper hand in these encounters. He would, if Natalie wasn't well-versed in sibling psychological warfare.
For two weeks now, she's had an ace up her sleeve—a twitter post that popped up on her feed and sent her into a coughing fit when she initially found it.
It was a simple one, really: an edit of the thus-dubbed Timouxi Cha Le Mei, adorned with a smoothing filter and the hands of some sort of pink creature wrapped around him.
It's bizarre enough that she might've done a double take at it regardless, but what got to her is the fact that it bears an uncanny resemblance to one Gabe Goodman.
or: basically what it says on the tin. take a shot every time you see "timouxi cha le mei" if you want to get smashed.
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