HOLY SHIT THE GREEN NINJAS HOT.
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The Green Ninja’s name is Lloyd Garmadon?? by tiredmosquito
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
25 Aug 2026
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Suddenly, making dinner doesn’t really feel like much of an issue, I mean, what was Brad really gonna do? Make noodles and go the fuck to bed? Nah, not when the green ninja has just crash landed through his dorm window at his fucking boarding school. Oh, did he forget to mention that said ninja is now also, bleeding out onto his (and his roommates but c’mon. Gene isn’t in their small kitchen/living room so he doesn’t count okay. Yes that’s totally how it works.) hardwood floor and the dorm happens to be on a slight lean because whoever made the damn building was cheap and now it’s kinda slowly creeping to the one and only carpet in his dorm, aside from his and Gene’s bedrooms.
“What the fuck.”
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Roughly inspired on a Spider-Man fic I read where Peter Parker goes through the wrong window after a patrol out as Spider-Man and Harley Keener (the guy who’s window he ACTUALLY went through) helps patch him up, now take that and make it greenflower with Lloyd as the green ninja but his identity is secret, darkley’s is a boarding school for kids around 14-17, Lloyd’s 16, Brad’s 15 and Gene’s irrelevant but he’s also 15.
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- Part 1 of HOLY SHIT THE GREEN NINJAS HOT.
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Band Practice With The Two Idiots Who Know I’m The Green Ninja by tiredmosquito
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
26 Aug 2026
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”Don’t be such a buzzkill Rems!” Loxey groans as she grabs her guitar. “They were obviously talking about all the gals- and guys in Brads case- that they like! And since we all know who Brad was starin at-”
“Oi fuck off! I swear to god if you say I have a crush on Lloyd because I was staring at him I’m gonna kill you.” Brad screeches immediately, seeing where she was going
Lloyd rolls his eyes at that.
“How’d you know I was gonna say Lloyd eh? Must-”
”Lox, I love you, but shut the fuck up.” Remedy cuts in.
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REALLY short one-shot of band practice cut short bc Lloyd had to save the city from his dad as always.
Said band has the members:
Lloyd (on electric guitar)
Brad (on bass guitar)
Gene (on drums)
That’s it for the canon characters but then we have my three ocs Loxey (second bassist) and her sister Remedy (singer) and then the third one is Moxxie (pianist)
I would NOT recommend this as a standalone fic, it is a short continuation of my last fic “The Green Ninja’s Name Is Lloyd Garmadon??” If you wanna read this, please do read that first for any of this to make sense.
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- Part 2 of HOLY SHIT THE GREEN NINJAS HOT.
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All I Know Is He’s More Than Decent at Electric Guitar by tiredmosquito
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)
30 Aug 2026
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They just had to find one more guy and then they could stop stalking the groups social media.
“Found him! Jay Walker.” Brad announces triumphantly.
“And I found Lloyd’s as a bonus for you buddy.” Moxxie snickers.
“Two words. Fuck. Off.” Brad narrows his eyes.
”Also.. you know how Halloween also just happens to be next weekend.. costume party!” Remedy announces and Brad groans.
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Throw them all into a requested party fic!
Oh and because I love to see Brad suffer, make it a halloween dress up party!———— 𖢥 ————
Starting like 40 minutes after my last fic “Band Practice With The Two Idiots Who Know I’m The Green Ninja” !! I recommend reading the first two fics in this series for anything to make sense bc my ocs will play a kinda major role but other than that you should be fine to read it as a standalone if you want.
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- Part 3 of HOLY SHIT THE GREEN NINJAS HOT.