Zoro Sanji they're stupid

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• Honesty and mercy by CrowSick

  Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  07 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Roronoa Zoro/Sanji
  • Roronoa Zoro
  • Sanji (One Piece)
  • Monkey D. Luffy
  • Nami (One Piece)
  • Nico Robin
  • Usopp (One Piece)
  • Roronoa Zoro is Bad At Feelings
  • Sanji is Bad at Feelings (One Piece)
  • Whole Cake Island Arc Spoilers
  • Post-Whole Cake Island Arc
  • Angst
  • Hurt Sanji (One Piece)
  • Monkey D. Luffy is a Ray of Sunshine
  • Monkey D. Luffy is a Good Friend

  Summary

  Zoro wants to know the truth about whole cake. He asks Sanji. Sanji answers and it's not the answer Zoro was hoping for...

  Anger, guilt, and apology.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Zoro Sanji they're stupid

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  676

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  438

• I'll help. Even if it makes me want to rip my hair out. by CrowSick

  Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  17 Oct 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Roronoa Zoro/Sanji
  • Roronoa Zoro & Sanji
  • Monkey D. Luffy
  • Nami (One Piece)
  • Sanji (One Piece)
  • Roronoa Zoro
  • Nico Robin
  • Tony Tony Chopper
  • Usopp (One Piece)
  • Vinsmoke Family (One Piece)
  • The Vinsmoke Siblings
  • Vinsmoke Judge
  • Sanji Needs a Hug (One Piece)
  • Sanji is Not a Vinsmoke
  • Roronoa Zoro and Sanji Bickering
  • Roronoa Zoro is Bad At Feelings
  • Hurt Sanji (One Piece)
  • Blood and Injury
  • Injury
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Self-Harm
  • Mutilation
  • Self-Mutilation
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Monkey D. Luffy Loves His Friends
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

  Summary

  Sanji makes a mistake. Judge makes him pay. Sanji tried to call for help but no one answered. Except for, the one green haired man he hates.

  Or

  Sanji is unlucky. Zoro tries to keep him alive for a little longer. Even if they aren't really friends.

  (Modern AU btw they have school and stuff.)

  Series

  • Part 2 of Zoro Sanji they're stupid

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,514

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  33

  Bookmarks:

  9

  Hits:

  209