Ghosts, Clones, and Bats, Oh My!
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How to Get a Girlfriend in 2 Steps by HistoricallyInnacurate
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
09 Sep 2026
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Step 1: exist
Step 2: Have a girl tell you you've been dating for months and introduce you to her family.
Step 3: profit???
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Danny Fenton has 4 things: a double schedule at college, an insane family tree and shenanigans courtesy of Clockwork, Pandora, and his mad scientist /affectionate/ parents, a part time job, and pets courtesy of himself (Cujo), Constantine (See-more), and Sam (Audrey).His new friend Cass, who acts like a giant cat, makes 5.
If only these vigilantes would stop trying to give him shovel talks! And what's this they're all talking about for their sister?
Oh shit, is that Batman? Is he dating Batman's daughter?
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Cass has no real idea how relationship work. But she does know Tim's kept a relationship going for at least 5 years! His advice will definitely not be convoluted and unhinged!In which Cass stalks herself a boyfriend, who's very pretty and nice. And a little oblivious, but everyone has to have faults.
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- Part 7 of Everything is Soft and Nothing Hurts (Emotionally)
- Part 1 of Ghosts, Clones, and Bats, Oh My!
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Clones, Ghosts, and Bats, Oh My! by HistoricallyInnacurate
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
11 Sep 2026
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Sequel of "How to Get a Girlfriend in 2 Steps". It's not required, but it might help.
Poor baby Terry is sick! It's down to Grandpa Bruce to tell him some stories. Join them for slice of life fluff. Hopefully, unlike Terry, you don't have chicken pox and strep while reading. If you do- well, hopefully this helps.
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Excerpt: "This is one of your uncle's photo albums, sport, it doesn't have any words," he explained. "Are you sure you don't want Dr. Seuss?"Terry's face scrunched up, whether in preparation for more miserable tears (Bruce could only sympathize- he'd have to have Danny have words with whatever being allowed a child to get sick with chicken pox and strep throat at the same time) or another productive sneeze Bruce wasn't sure.
He pulled the photo album out anyway and reached across for a well-loved copy of Dr. Seuss Stories- a custom thing ordered years ago, from when Bruce becoming a grandfather was more of a warning from the PTA moms regarding his eldest than truth. It was Terry's favorite, and a good fallback.
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- Part 2 of Ghosts, Clones, and Bats, Oh My!