shit about switzerland

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• HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE I DONE by vespiesstables

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Switzerland (Hetalia)/Reader
  • Liechtenstein & Switzerland (Hetalia)
  • France & Switzerland (Hetalia)
  • America & Switzerland (Hetalia)
  • America & France (Hetalia)
  • Switzerland (Hetalia)
  • Liechtenstein (Hetalia)
  • America (Hetalia)
  • France (Hetalia)
  • Making Out
  • Liechtenstein loves her big brother a lot
  • but genuinely what the fuck
  • Switzerland is Named Vash Zwingli (Hetalia)
  • playboy bunny outfits involved
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Walking in on Someone
  • why am i committing to this shit
  • oh well
  • I Wrote This While Listening to PinkPantheress' Music
  • author is also a pepsi and ramyun addict
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Cunnilingus
  • Liechtenstein doesn't have an official name buuut
  • Liechtenstein is named Erika for this one
  • pretty name
  • but she shares a name with erika kirk
  • Love Bites
  • America is Named Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia)
  • America is a Little Shit (Hetalia)
  • France is Named Francis Bonnefoy (Hetalia)
  • France is ALSO a little shit
  • Reader is a country
  • you can be ANYTHING
  • go wild - Freeform
  • go bananas
  • idrc
  • but reader is also a waiter so yea
  • vash is REALLY good at eating pussy ok
  • porn got no plot i'm crine
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Past Suicide Attempts
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Light Angst
  • Guns
  • Author Commentary
  • Strangers to Lovers
  • what the fuck have I done
  • Finger Sucking
  • unfortunately the pussy does NOT taste sweet
  • oh whatever
  • don't waste food that's in front of you ig???

  Summary

  Lowkey can't come up with a decent title so just have this piece of shit.

  Series

  • Part 1 of shit about switzerland

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,063

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  12

  Hits:

  129

• friendship is magic? more like my pussy is magic- (gets burnt at the stake) by vespiesstables

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Switzerland (Hetalia)/Reader
  • Switzerland (Hetalia)
  • Austria (Hetalia)
  • Liechtenstein (Hetalia)
  • Belgium (Hetalia)
  • Smut
  • Vaginal Sex
  • THIS IS SELF-INDULGENT
  • if you didn't know
  • Austria is Named Roderick Edelstein (Hetalia)
  • Switzerland is Named Vash Zwingli (Hetalia)
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Established Relationship
  • fuck it switzerland's name is spelt "basch" here
  • i don't make the rules
  • Sorry Not Sorry

  Summary

  mmmm more Switzerland/Reader porn
  No this is not a sequel to my previous fic

  Series

  • Part 2 of shit about switzerland

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  882

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  17

  Hits:

  172

• oooo you wanna read about Basch getting pegged ooooo by vespiesstables

  Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  15 Aug 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Switzerland (Hetalia)/Reader
  • Switzerland (Hetalia)
  • Liechtenstein (Hetalia)
  • Greece (mentioned)
  • Denmark (mentioned)
  • Self-Indulgent
  • this is just random bs
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • I Wrote This While Listening to Vocaloid Music
  • cat food is so peak
  • STREAM DORIKO NOW
  • Pegging
  • Femdom
  • Switzerland is Named Vash Zwingli (Hetalia)
  • submissive switzerland
  • he dresses REAL provocative here
  • okay maybe not over the top but STILL
  • Strap-Ons
  • slight crack
  • Oh yea
  • also
  • I Wrote This While Listening to Ayesha Erotica's Music
  • so that's that
  • Married Sex
  • Lingerie
  • OOC
  • tried to stay in character
  • i'm just here saying I TRIED
  • Greece is Named Heracles Karpusi (Hetalia)
  • kinda links back to my first fanfic i made about this chud
  • Light Bondage
  • Denmark is Named Mathias Kohler (Hetalia)
  • go get yourselves a friend like denmark
  • this man took time out of his day to help bound his friend's hands to a headboard
  • that man is a real one

  Summary

  Do you? Do you really wanna? Hm???

  Series

  • Part 3 of shit about switzerland

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,848

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  42