on the basis of instant noodles

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• nothing makes me feel like you do by albedosoleil

  Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mitya/Valeriy (Genshin Impact)
  • Mitya (Genshin Impact)
  • Valeriy (Genshin Impact)
  • Alyosha (Genshin Impact)
  • Odette (Genshin Impact)
  • Vodyanitsa (Genshin Impact)
  • Albedo (Genshin Impact)
  • Sucrose (Genshin Impact)
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • Written Before Mitya Release (Genshin Impact)
  • Written Before Valeriy Release (Genshin Impact)
  • Trans Mitya (Genshin Impact)
  • Mitya is Down Bad (Genshin Impact)
  • Valeriy is Down Bad (Genshin Impact)
  • Soft Mitya (Genshin Impact)
  • Soft Valeriy (Genshin Impact)
  • Mutual Pining
  • Fluff
  • Misunderstandings
  • but it's because they're stupid and don't communicate their feelings
  • Yearning
  • attempt at comedy
  • texting elements
  • Getting Together
  • Kissing
  • they're soft and in love and fucking oblivious
  • but they think they're obvious
  • spoiler alert: they're not
  • Rated M for language and jokes/references
  • touch starved valeriy

  Summary

  “Are you even real?” Mitya asks. Valeriy’s brow furrows, and Alyosha lets out a cough that sounds suspiciously like a laugh. “Like,” Mitya gestures, a bit helplessly, to Valeriy’s whole… thing. Valeriy just looks confused.

  “I… have a birth certificate, if that’s what you’re asking.” Valeriy frowns.

  “He thinks you’re hot, Valeriy.” Alyosha supplies, once he’s recovered from his definitely-not-laughing-at-Mitya’s-expense episode. Pretty purple eyes go a little wide beneath dark bangs, and an endearing pink flush dusts the tops of Valeriy’s cheeks.

  Series

  • Part 1 of on the basis of instant noodles

  Language:

  English

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