battinson vs. the world

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• battinson vs. a baby by OneshotPrincess

  Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types  

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  • Complete Work

  27 Sep 2026

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  • Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
  • Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne
  • Talia al Ghul/Bruce Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Damian Wayne
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Mentioned Talia al Ghul - Character
  • battinson acquires a baby
  • Baby Damian Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne is a Good Dad
  • Bruce Wayne Learning to Be a Father
  • Father-Son Relationship
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Generational Trauma
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • angry baby damian
  • Bruce Wayne Loves Damian Wayne
  • Not The Penguin Compliant
  • i wrote this way back in 2022 and am only polishing it up and posting now sorryyy
  • putting my em dashes right there in the summary because fuck ai
  • references to the long halloween
  • Kid Fic

  Summary

  The baby—Damian, he had a name, it was Damian, his son—was a disgruntled little thing, alternating between squealing loudly at any little discomfort and frowning at everything as if the very existence of the rest of the world caused him great displeasure.

  Bruce had no idea what to do with him.

  Or, Battinson acquires a baby.

  Series

  • Part 1 of battinson vs. the world
  • Part 2 of unrelated baby damian fics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,262

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

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  110

  Bookmarks:

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