your heart's got teeth
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late night devil by painted_fl0wers
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
30 Sep 2026
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Summary
Wile E. Coyote, super genius and expert vampire hunter, has been chasing a vampire across the New Mexico desert for years without success. Every time he feels he's gotten close to finally driving a stake through the bastard's heart, he slips away, leaving Wile E. battered, bruised and feeling incredibly pathetic in his wake.
One day, he's called off to get rid of a local vampire and, while he doesn't want to abandon the chase he's in, he ultimately complies and takes the job.
He doesn't expect that bastard to follow him.
He definitely doesn't expect that bastard to get jealous, either.
He DEFINITELY isn't expecting to fall in love, either, but most people rarely expect that sort of thing.
A vampire au (because this fandom needs one and goddamnit, I'm gonna deliver)
Series
- Part 1 of your heart's got teeth