Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
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The Worst Fucking Day of Bryan’s Life by Magic_mushroom_506
Fandoms: Resident Evil (Movie 2026), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Sep 2026
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Part 1 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
Leon's cock was huge. Obscenely large, the head fat and swollen, purple-red and leaking. It looked like a cop's baton, which was almost funny because Leon was a cop and he was fit as fuck and apparently proportional in every possible way.
Leon bit down on Bryan's scalp. It hurt, teeth digging in, pressure spiking pain through his skull, but Bryan just winced, didn't pull away.
"Shit, man, you're huge." Bryan's voice came out strangled.
The cock looked bruised. Veins popping out in dark relief, the whole shaft flushed deep red, tip practically purple. It looked painful. Like it might actually explode.
"It hurts so bad," Leon gasped into his hair.
"Okay. Okay, I'm gonna help you." Bryan sucked in a breath, let it out slow. Like he was about to jump off a cliff.
"It's just a cock," he muttered to himself. "I jerk my cock all the time."
"Bryannnn—" Leon whined at the word, and his cock twitched hard, smearing precome across his own shirt.Series
- Part 1 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
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The 2nd Worst Fucking Day of Bryan’s Life by Magic_mushroom_506
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil (Movie 2026)
01 Oct 2026
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Part 2 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
Please read Part 1 first so you know what the fuck is going on.Bryan thought he’d finally made it out when they escaped that fucking hellhole of a circus called Raccoon City. Except the place followed him home anyway, crawling into his nightmares every night and refusing to fucking let go. It wasn’t his fault his mind reached for the easiest fix. It was just one bad choice after another until, somewhere along the way, Bryan became one miserable fucking wreck.
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- Part 2 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break