The Lardo & Shitty Chronicles
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The first time Shitty met Lardo.
Or a brief discussion on the psychology of food enjoyment.Series
- Part 1 of The Lardo & Shitty Chronicles
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If Lardo can't come to the Haus party, the Haus party will come to Lardo...or 32 bits of it at least.
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- Part 2 of The Lardo & Shitty Chronicles
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It starts with a joke but this ain't no punchline.
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- Part 3 of The Lardo & Shitty Chronicles
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The problem is they're in a traffic jam.
The problem is Lardo's in labour.Series
- Part 4 of The Lardo & Shitty Chronicles
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They don’t have enough room to strip him down now, not enough time for Lardo to lay him bare and love him with her tongue until he’s the purest most malleable form of himself unable to do anything but watch as she shapes and uses his body for her pleasure.
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- Part 5 of The Lardo & Shitty Chronicles
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“Dude just ask her out already!”
Shitty smacks the puck into the bar of the goal and Johnson taunts him, “The puck represents your blocked thought process. This is gonna illustrate your frustration Shitty!”
“Shut up Johnson!” Shitty takes another puck from the pile and shoots it into the pipe again. Goalies are weird.
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- Part 6 of The Lardo & Shitty Chronicles
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- English
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