Leftleg writes things that stress him out

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• Oh, how it is to be young and in love! by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Turn (TV 2014), Hamilton - Miranda  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  28 Nov 2017

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette/George Washington
  • Alexander Hamilton & Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette
  • Alexander Hamilton & Thomas Jefferson
  • George Washington
  • Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette
  • Alexander Hamilton
  • Thomas Jefferson
  • Calico cat - Character
  • Thomas Jefferson's bird Dick
  • I hate my entire fucking life
  • This was supposed to be a joke fic between my friend and i for history but i couldn't leave it alone
  • so here
  • Flirty Marquis de Lafayette
  • a zoinked out washington
  • hamilton's here
  • they pet a cat???
  • Are Hamilton and Lafayette fucking?? Are they best bros?? Are they both?? You decide
  • Jefferson might show up
  • i wrote an entire section with Jefferson annoying the piss out of Hamilton with puns so expect it
  • shrug emoji
  • Dick sings
  • i don't # like Jefferson
  • Also no real set time period ig? I wasn't thinking that deep lol

  Summary

  /there is no summary bc summaries don't mean shit/

  Series

  • Part 1 of Leftleg writes things that stress him out

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,043

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  23

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  592

• What does a human's penis look like, my dear Jonathan? by Leftleg

  Fandoms: John Wick (Movies), The Little Mermaid - All Media Types  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Feb 2018

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Santino D'Antonio/John Wick
  • John Wick
  • Santino D'Antonio
  • Theres a penis
  • there is a mans peni in this fic
  • Oral Sex
  • succ
  • Merman fic
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • im crying scoob
  • I Don't Even Know
  • he's a merman ?? he don't know what a peepee look like??
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • fish name calling
  • if this doesnt prove i need to be supervised idk what will
  • Short One Shot

  Summary

  He was fish
  He was an assassin
  Can I make it any more obvious?
  //Santi boi is curious about dicks so John is just like "lol ill show you mine :/"

  Series

  • Part 2 of Leftleg writes things that stress him out

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,038

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  91

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  1,338