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'The dust stirred around his feet as Juno came to a stop outside the sheriff's office. He sighed deeply and looked at the stars before stepping inside. Everything was as he left it, except for one thing. Rita wasn’t at her desk. He dropped his hat and coat on it and went into the back office. He knew he had to finish the paperwork, but he wanted nothing more than a bottle of whiskey and to lay in his bed until he passed out or the sun rose again.'
This is my magnum opus. Kind of a rewrite of the events in the Penumbra podcast but if they were all cowboys. There are some things that only happen in the fic and not in canon and vice versa, but most big stuff is canon compliant. (as much as it can be with them not being in space)
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In an alternate universe where stealing the Curemother Prime went perfectly and now the Aurinko crime family is just happy until suddenly there are more people.
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This is a bunch of drabbles of my 'What if Juno and Peter had a kid?' idea.
None of them are specifically connected and I'll have trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter. Some chapters may be longer than others.
I am taking requests so feel free to leave the and I'll see if I can get to them!
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If there was one thing Juno took away from everything that happened with miasma, it was that humans were not meant to be telepathic. The Lessoniana Capsule left scars that ran far deeper than just his eye. ones that juno hadn’t even considered until vespa discovered the anomalies in his blood.
Alone and on the run with only the Ruby 7 and the remains of the cure mother prime for company, Juno’s decision to swallow that pill is coming back to bite him. in a way that is all too human.
aka the empathy AU you didn’t know you needed.
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The Carte Blanche Crew and the Pernicious Printer by ElCompositor
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
30 Aug 2022
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Basically? Each member of the crew goes through the five stages of grief while attempting to get the printer to work.
Set sometime in an imaginary future when all the current trials and tribulations have been resolved and the whole happy family is back together on the ship.
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Juno rolls his eye, kisses the junction between Nureyev’s neck and shoulder, hugs him tight to his chest. “I’m in love with you.”
“Even though I brought you to a planet that made you sick on our anniversary and forgot to bring anything useful along?” His tone is joking but his face is serious, anxious, vulnerable.
“Yeah, even then. ’Cept I’m not sick,” Juno pouts.
“Of course not. Saying it half a dozen times in the past twenty minutes obviously makes it true. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.”
“Oh yeah? Well, methinks the thief doth not know how to pack for a vacation.”
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Jet Sikuliaq gets a well deserved vacation by freshraspberries
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
28 Aug 2022
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do I know much about Jet? Just enough.
I know enough to know he needs a break
I am giving this man the relaxation he deserves
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Mick is in the middle of a meeting with his publisher when his comms begin to blink - the name “Juno Steel” shining like an emergency flare.
"Listen, Mick, I’m calling to, uh…well, I’m calling to invite you to my wedding.”
Mick swallows the fondness and hope that flutters up through his windpipe. He knows Juno. This isn’t about friendship, this is a call for help, whether Juno is aware of it or not. And Mick made a promise to Benzaiten Steel over twenty years ago that he never planned to break.
“Wouldn’t miss it. Send over the details.”
Juno’s smile sounds incredibly genuine. Mick tries to settle his nerves.
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The trio of Vespa, Juno and Nureyev end up having to improvise their escape when things go belly up on a heist.
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Former Knight of the Citadel Juno Steel has been taught one thing all his life: never, under any circumstances, trust a monster.
But when one cursed to take the form of an (infuriatingly handsome) human thief forces him into a bad deal, it seems like he has no choice but to play along—at least until he can figure out what is really going on inside the creature's ruby-studded manor, and what secrets are lurking behind that stunning foxlike smile.
But playing along gradually becomes something more earnest for the both of them—and if they’re not careful, it could be more than their hearts on the line. Lives are at stake, and war between human and monster is only ever one small incident away.
(A Junoverse Beauty and the Beast + Second Citadel AU)
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- Part 1 of The Ruby Red Rose Universe
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Juno and Puck save Rita! Then it's time to get the others. Certain things go wrong. Very wrong. I promise it's gonna be okay but it takes a hot minute to get there! I have no idea how many chapters this is gonna be, but it's pretty long.
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Rita [Redacted], Jet Siquiliak, and the Inherent Intimacy of DIY Ear Piercings by olly_olly_octopus
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
19 Apr 2022
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“Okay, Mista Jet, I just want you to know that you’re in safe hands- you’re in Rita’s hands!! Which I’ve washed, cuz all that salmon paste woulda given you an INFECTION or somethin’, and I don’t want Miss Vespa to have to chop your ears off, which happened to someone in a stream I watched a long time ago, and it really didn’t look fun.”
“Thank you, Rita, I appreciate that.”
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Rita asks Jet if she can pierce his ears for himSeries
- Part 2 of Ritajet QPR Fics
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People say 4 eyes are better than two. In this case when they each have one eye to call their own they make due with what they have.
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Jet’s no genius but he knows machines. He hears the noise of pressure building, something close to combustion. “Get down!” he shouts into his comms, but he’s interrupted by a cacophony of sights and sounds.
There’s a spark of light, a burst of flame, and the metal column in the middle of the room explodes. The static of his comms malfunctioning in his ear is jarring but another sound makes his heart stop. Juno lets out a sharp noise of pain and out of the corner of his eye Jet can see the lady hit the ground hard.
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Spices and Warmth and Something Ethereal by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
30 Mar 2022
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Alone, Juno feels a little colder than usual. If only the Ruby had something to warm him up a bit-
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Juno’s heart pounded- he knew that move- that person- Spent months of his life looking for the spaces he used to occupy.
The tall figure stumbled back into a mail hover-cart causing a cascade of boxes and containers. The remaining guard shouted, lifting their blaster.
They were going to get shot! And Juno very much doubted that Dark Matter’s agents would bother with stun settings.
“Hey!” he shouted, raising his own weapon and firing with the surety born of months training under Buddy Auranko.
The guard didn’t have a chance.
Mouth forming a little ‘o’ before they crumpled.
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Juno and Puck try to rescue the Auranko Crime Family from Dark Matter's but run into a Thief with a pensant for disapearing instead.
This is just an action adventure 'please don't let my lover die in my arms' kind of fic. Incredibly self indulgent. Graphic Depictions of Violence is overstated, because there are cannon typpical depictions of violence
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18 years ago the Princess Juno was kidnapped but he dreams to leave his tower and one day explore the outside world
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rita minute 4.5: the super spectacular valentine card extravaganza! by goreapologist
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
14 Feb 2022
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Our hacker’s on a mission: giving her friends Valentine’s day cards! 0/6, reactions pending!
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Jet's kinda sad and Rita goes to check on him!! Hand holding and emotional conversations ensue!! Ft me projecting onto both of these amazing fuckers in very different ways, because I am a wreck.
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I thought to myself 'hm, what if Rita and Jet had a qpr and they were BOTH aromantic.'
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- Part 1 of Ritajet QPR Fics
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My name is Juno Steel and in the last four days I have lost my family, my home and the man I love, though that last one has a lot more questions wrapped around it than the first two. But I can’t dwell on him or my situation or any of those questions now. Now I have to work to save my family, my family captured by Dark Matters, and I hope to hell still alive because dead really isn’t an option. That is why I have come to Io, to find help in getting every one of them back.