5 Works in Thor Can't Cook (Marvel)
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Green Things Are Meant To Grow by SageAndSourdoughBread
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thor (Movies)
31 Jul 2025
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Loki: Season Three.
“What’s your favorite dinosaur?”
“What?” Loki turned back to her, but she was spinning one of her feet like a ballerina doing a half-turn. Her boot had little rhinestones on the side. Loki wasn’t entirely sure what for.
“Dinosaurs,” She declared, and gave his arm an experimental swing. When she didn’t receive any backlash, she did it again, harder. Loki felt like his shoulder would unlatch from his socket if it kept up.
“I don’t know,” He said truthfully. He wasn’t sure if he was supposed to have a favorite dinosaur. He wasn’t even fully sure what a dinosaur was. “What’s yours?”
“Brachiosaurus.” How she said that so smoothly, and mispronounced any other word with more than two syllables was one of the great mysteries of the universe. “It’s tall and it’s all green.” Loki nodded, and she looked up at him, squinting to blur out his features. “You’re also kinda tall and green.”
“Thanks,” Loki said reluctantly.ENJOY! UPDATES SPORADICALLY!
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Written for everyone from the askavengers blog (askavengers.tumblr.com). In which we all end up staying with the Avengers and wreaking havoc in the way only we could. A fic in which I am the first-person narrator as myself, the Avengers are incredibly domestic, and inside jokes are used gratuitously. This isn't a work of art. It's a testament to how much I love a certain group of people.
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Tony Stark has the most beautiful soul Thor has ever seen, and he wants nothing more than to wrap it up and make sure the world can never damage it any more than it already has.
Thor is gorgeous, a prince, and probably richer even than him, so Tony has no idea why the guy is so determined to court him. It's not for the sex, he's already offered it, same for the room and board at the tower. But what else does he have to offer a guy like that?
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Loki Ramsay by aceschwarz222
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jan 2018
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Loki gets a bit too overzealous when he discovers Gordon Ramsay's television show.
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Day 8: Why Thor's Banned From The Kitchen by VampireVengence
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Movies), Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types
08 Dec 2016
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Cooking on Asgard is very different from cooking on Earth, that's what Thor tells everyone anyway. Of course with no way of comparing the two the other Avengers have no choice but to take his word for it.
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When Thor tried to do some christmas cooking only to almost destroy the world.
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- Part 8 of Avengers Advent